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$82,000!
She did things your mother would never do. Like have sex for money.
The mouse is named Itchy and the cat is Scratchy.
...what to do, you...
This monstrosity costs $82,000?
-Give me one with lots of pep. -Our cars don't have pep.
-Knock it off. -We didn't talk.
You broke up that meeting.
No.
I know how you feel.
His life was an unbridled success until he found out he was a Simpson.
I knew you'd blow it!
1 + 2 = 2020
Changing the subject makes you a worthless excuse for a human being--
-Why not? -Americans want good mileage.
Since I'm the one you kept, it means you really love me.
-Boat ride! -Pony ride!
Wait! Let me see if I got this right. It's Christmas day, 4:00 a.m...
Don't worry, Senator Mendoza. By now our dear friend has met with a...
-Why not? -Americans don't want big cars.
The "H" stands for Herbert! Herb, were you adopted?