Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My dad literally congratulated me, Jez.

'And, quite possibly, the man of your dreams.'

No, she can't ever know.

That's great, thanks a lot.

'It's fine, just a couple of normal guys.

'but I don't want to distract him from this massive dawning realisation.'

do you have any carrier bags cos i'm going out to collect some dog shit

Can you describe exactly what happened, Mr Corrigan?

Everybody's coming to get me

'I'm the cuckoo in the nest, the python in the toy box.

'Oh, great, here comes the inevitable massive dong.

'lf me and Nancy are trapped together, she'll start to fancy me,

That's Alpine uphill.

Well, I was late in, the fridge was bare...

He is going to hurt me.

Oops. Better be going, nice bumping into you.

Right, I'm gonna beat your ass, Corrigan.

You have to clean toilets, and pull hair out of the plug holes.

for when people are in touch about doing baseball caps with my initials on.

I like that, it sounds interesting.

- Nancy! - Hi, Jeremy.

I find that stuff interesting.

Sure, yeah, I'm down with that.

No, it's just at home I have a system.

Why don't we all go to the cinema?

Sophie's planning to join the gym.

- Hi, Nancy. - Jeremy.

I was supposed to hang out with these Belgian nuns

What kind of a freak would do that? It'd screw his chances with Nancy.

And I... And I touched him?

I make my own sandwiches, Jeremy.

and the Africans, having a better time than you can imagine.

'This should be happening to me on a daily fucking basis.'

(Mark) 'Oh, God, this is all so horrible.

You know me, I don't have a type. If it moves, I'll try and hump it.

Oh. She went to chill out in the flotation tank.