Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh, Dan, please say "undocumented workers"

That was probably better as a thought than a statement.

"See something, say something"?

But...it doesn't mean anything.

And we work for union minimum. Nobody's gonna beat that, Al.

and only the little girl heard it.

The monster that roams the neighborhood every night,

how -- how do you tell

Not now, Jackie!

her mother is, right?

I'm Jackie, Roseanne's sister.

defending our country,

trying to figure out what to do next.

Hey, Mark, pretend you're still painting her mustache.

There was this guy.

I will need those back, though.

Can't you stay here, too? I can't, honey.

Wow, you only told him once,

No, no. Ghosted stories.

Darlene, will you help Mom with the Skype call?

[ Chuckles ] Actually, so am I.

No, no. That's really the reason why we came over.

But "drunk" is a good guess on any other night.

Who's gonna eat her?

11:00 a.m. beer, huh?

It looks like you're out there in the midst of it, huh?

Oh, great. Here's one for you, Mom.

What can I get you?

W-We've already imposed on you enough.

An all-girls slumber party 'cause we could put a tent up

We could be here forever trying to break into their Wi-Fi.

to explain technology's kind of what I live for.

A lot of vets live on the sidewalk,