Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's a lot like Black Friday.

It's Al that sucks. He's taking advantage.

You can't just stand on the front porch

and give them to our ISIS friends on Facebook.

Yeah, well, my little granddaughter, you know,

Yeah, it wasn't just a check-up.

[ Door hinges creak ]

If you're saying, "Will I watch you do the work

How do you explain all that fertilizer in your yard?

Oh, that is so funny because you should hear

Why are you leaving tonight if you've got an appointment

Put it on my EBT card.

we can show our face at Sears again.

That's oh-two-hundred.

Somebody did, and I can't pass it up.

is arrest everybody!

"Roseanne" is taped in front of a live audience.

I went out with him three times and...

Roseanne. [ Gasps ]

I know I could use it.

order lunch, put it on my account, okay?

That sounds fun. That sounds horrible.

It ain't right, Rosie.

Don't think I won't eat that later.

I hear that's good for your credit.

and I'm gonna say something to your manager.

A point that could have been made

Granny Rose says we're stealing the Muslims' Wi-Fi.

And she's dealing with a lot of stuff

you keep your damn mouth shut.