Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[bell rings]
- [speaking language]
- It is. - Now you're against pranks.
- You kidding? If I possess,
That weirdo cares more about her
[rumbling] - Ah, hold up, hold up.
and that wasn't cool.
Sometimes I feel invisible, and this is the only way
[ominous music]
- Oh, wow, I feel like I've been asleep for 6,000 years.
in search of young hearts to devour.
DRIVER: Oh, God! I killed an armadillo!
- Eh, you should be with your friends, you know?
- Are you all right? - I just feel so gaslit.
to get through to her. - Oh.
"Hey. I'm so, so scared,
And she repeated eighth grade three times, so yeah.
I wanna hang out with people my own age,
I've seen this crap play out for hundreds of years.
I know we couldn't go earlier,
- I know, I'm sorry.
The new cool kid Bennigan should give a speech.
It's like, are we trying to be real witches
you're slaughtering an armadillo
I'm getting a text.
It's the tragic and haunted site
Where the hell did he go?
- Of course. The truth is...
for more sick vids and dank memes.
Do I pull Chrissy aside and we do a heart-to-heart
Hey, where is this?
- "Hey, Dad.
Please, no! Please, no! STUDENT: That is so messed up.
making me all hormonal and emotional.
and sit your sacrificial ass on that pentagram.
on the new dangers of teenager-ness.
I thought you'd be cooler than trying to impress bullies.
- Aw, wait, come on, come on.
- I started a credible rumor that you're banging
[stall door opens]
- Is toxic new girl bothering you?
- Let's leave before toxic new girl
- They're somebody. People remember their names.