Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why aren't people worshipping you?

They're not just "new girl." Oh, God.

[blade slashes]

- Wait a minute--you don't have any friends that are girls.

Beat it. - Hey, I've been there.

[electricity crackling]

- All right, but later,

are gonna beat the shit out of that cool kid.

to hear your call as cold as ice.

[upbeat rock music]

- Get in formation, girls.

[pop] All right, you sick fuck.

Before you know it, she's married

Damn, she's fast.

tries to red-pill us.

You're trying so hard to become popular

- Hey, Laura, I'm joining a rec softball team.

- Last week, you wanted dinosaur-shaped pancakes,

STUDENT: Can't do what? BENNIGAN: I've had a crazy 48.

You maniacs you blew it up damn you damn you all to hell!

-The old boiler room.

Or she did, at least.

More like Dimm Timm.

I'm being upstaged by the fucking yo-yo kid?

- Fake? ARABELLA: You said

But Brian, hey.

Just stop believing in him.

[keys clacking] - "Slimm Timm."

their weakest member in exchange

First, it's, "Ew, sex with teachers is a crime."

- Would it kill you to smile?

Welcome to hell!!!!

for being someone's fall dance date.

Well, when you put it like that,

You ever see someone and think, man,

who works in mergers and acquisitions.

Ahh, I fucked up!

Let's make me the coolest gosh-darn kid

- Hi. Where can I find Chrissy Feinberg?

Now get up there and read the damn speech.

- Huh. What are you gonna do, twerp?

- Oh, God! Ahh!

- You know it gives you popcorn lung.

That's how we got cool in the first place.

[dramatic music]

But if you're true to yourself,

[watching beeping] Oh, shit.

- But what about being kind?