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NOT TO ACCEPT WOULD BE INSULTING.
I WANT TO SEE AMERICA AND I WANT TO KNOW AMERICANS!
YEAH.
SOMEBODY GAVE THEM TO MY DAD.
I'M ALL RIGHT. I--I WASN'T EVEN IN THE CAR.
AND THIS IS MY BROTHER AND HIS FRIENDS.
NO, LET'S WALK DOWN TO THE ROLLER RINK AND MEET SOME GIRLS.
YOU DON'T LIKE PIGEON BRAIN?
OH, WHAT DID THE FLAG LOOK LIKE?
AND--AND JUST LEAN ON THE SPOT.
LATER, RERUN.
WHY DO YOU DEFY ME, MY SON?
THANKS, AND YOUR HOME IS MY HOME.
GOOD AFTERNOON.
HE WAITED FOR THE LIGHT TO TURN GREEN BEFORE HE DROVE OFF THE CURB.
YOU LIKE THIS VASE?
MAYBE HE WON'T SEE IT?
THERE'S ONE THING I'VE LEARNT IN MY 12 YEARS AS A PRE-TEEN.
I'M NOT KIDDIN'. LOOK.
OH, REALLY! YOU'RE KIDDIN!
[guffawing]
(Raj) OH, YEAH!
UH-HUH.
OOH, HE WAS BAD, RIGHT.
MAH DEE EENJ APAHN.
RUN THROUGH THE AIRPORT AND SAY YOU'RE O.J. SIMPSON.
THERE'S LOTS OF MORE FISH IN THE SEA.
THEY'RE VERY CIVILIZED. ALL WE WANT IS OUR MONEY.