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A kid like this needs guidance.
I know, but I'm the adult and I said we were gonna talk, so that's what's gonna happen.
But there's a guy. Uh- Uh, there's a fat guy.
This is bad.
♪ They're good, all right ♪
I didn't know it was a kids' pageant.
Guys, Walter's here. He looks very pleased.
Yeah, I really need to do my homework, but-
♪ Rene, rone, rone, rone ♪
- We're screwed. - Hey, We're fine, Frank.
♪♪ [ Stops ]
I'm screwed. I'm screwed.
Yeah!
Oh and Your sister She is a stupid little shit mouth bitch isn't she?
[ Chattering ] What"s the big deal?
♪ For something special tonight ♪
We gotta definitely write a song about how we do not diddle kids.
Yeah, you have to expect it. Totally.
because Samantha is a star, okay?
Dead body's like a piece of trash.
Okay. Yeah, can I? Could I? Can I'?
women that can't show their ankles, right?
Hey! All right, man.
♪♪ [Humming]
They're like 200 years old. That's why nobody wants to listen to 'em.
pimento in the grove ♪no fun diddlin' kids♪
Okay, just don't touch. Go on in there.
Uh, very, very, very nice.
noli molestare haedos
so, uh, your kids are in good hands.
Mom used to tell her not to waste her time, because she isn't pretty enough.
I'm not attracted to any of them, none of them.
You're driving me nuts.
[ Microphone Feedback]
♪ Ooh, I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter ♪
Whoa! Showtime.
. .
Go ahead and talk amongst yourselves.
I mean, it's really a mess.
♪ 'Cause tonight we're gettin' down ♪
You're driving me nuts.
Anyway, everybody put your hands together and clap for the kids.
Thank you so much. Thank you very-