Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He was on the -- you know, the cheesy sci-fi show,

it was the first time in years I'd seen your eyes

Who's up for a little history lesson?

for looking at a magazine

Gretchen. Manuel.

There you go, buddy.

I should've told you. I was afraid to tell you.

Um, I'm excited about that hotel.

is really gonna help Haley with morning sickness.

That you only have eyes for me.

into the garage the other day,

Okay, you're getting off track.

But you're not unhappy about it, right?

talking about going to Italy,

I can't risk having the only maternal figure present

Don't -- Don't you crinkle it.

during the Super Bowl? [ Laughs ]

are gonna be turned upside-down

Sweetie, your -- your heart rate's setting off an alarm.

I got a ring of his with a tooth in it

but then we thought about all the money we'd save.

That's true. Okay. Look, I'm sorry.

Now I have room in the closet for my lizard.

will chafe Colombian shoulders no longer!

Then my mom dies. Then Haley's pregnant.

[ Machine whirring ]

Yeah, he hid in a closet during the fighting,

Call me old-fashioned. I just don't see other men.

when my ex-wife's on rotation with the National Guard.

I got nostalgic, and I decided to flip through it.

I say we do a little digging.

We can't judge a man who has lived through that kind of hell.

[ Rock music resumes ] * Ow! *

tortured for months using every method imaginable,

or I was gonna make Haley a single mom.