Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Eddie says I can quit One of my night jobs
I think you’re all fucked in the head.
Remember when we were in college...
The bank's been after me like flies on a rib roast.
He owes the Griswolds, right?!
We like to send out a mailer
I was laid off when they closed that asbestos factory.
Unzip it.
We made it, d@mmit We made it!
- Come on! - The water's very...
What's that noise?
Really.
This is for you, Clark.
Ten working days!
Do you have Pac-Man?
I feel so inspired
It could put a lodge under the skin and cause a bad infection.
Clark!
Sorry folks, Italy’s closed
How are you, little fellow?
Stinky Dinky!
We should call Catherine and Eddie...
I had a bad experience on this ride once before.
It's over 600 feet tall, and there's an elevator all the way to the top.
I've had some lonely nights
woney
Holiday Road
DOG KILLER!!!
Hot! Hot!
You'll send those checks?
I called to get the grass cut.
I don't give a frog's fat ass who went through what.
Sorry Folks! E.T. Closed. The short wrinkling brown guy out front should have told you.
Now what have we done?
Do you like that girl?
JoAnne, this is your cat
That's my credo!
Well, nobody notified this office of anything!
As a matter of fact, I could've been in the Olympics.
Here is Captain Stenwick and Sargent Ruffles. Well, according to the offical report a young Maori responiding to the name "Baowpa" was reported missing yesterday, no one saw or heard anything regarding this incident.
...and tell them that we won't be in until tomorrow afternoon.
Without her Social Security, we'd never be able to live like this.
Once a little chicken comes up to fly to his mother, he would roll against something different, a call went after them as he looks scared like a harp.
'S' is for super-swell family glee
How much do you have?
I took the whole clan to Florida one year.
Yes.
We know she deserves better than this...
Have you ever bopped your baloney?
Yeah, Dad. This is great.
Man, Fuck Unions
Michael
But it is a shame.
Sorry, folks, New Orleans is closed. The pelican out front should’ve told you.
You went a lot haywire, if you ask me!
Never seen someone so stupid They spend one third of their budget for someone else
Due to Social Distancing, The Parks Closed.!! The Moose Out Front Should of Told Ya.
Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?
He had the shits, so he slept in the barn.
Appetizing, yummy love...
Sorry folks, Israel's closed
I'm being practical. If we drove straight through...
Stay!
Go on and open it.
HOW I FEEL ABOUT HOW PEOPLE ARE ACTING TODAY IN AMERICA
I Think You're... All Fucked In The Head
Five dollars.
It's the same street Wyatt Earp kept law and order on.
is this your idea of a good restaurant, DOG HUMPER!!!?
Why go to the car and get the bathing suit? Jump right in.
I never heard of no one so stupid as you driving off that road.
Sorry folks we're cloed See y'all next Tuesday
It's a quest for fun.
And if that mockingbird don't sing
No, the truth of it is, and this is highly confidential...
Can I do your back, honey?
Will you excuse me?
What does Yolanda think of your business practices?
IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS! STOP!!! THE MOOSE OUT FRONT SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU.......
'E' is for everything you want to be
Hey Kids, Are you Thirsty?
Audrey, you're next.
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Dad, he bites!
w wcreamed what's why w welled w was wo wurprised
Come and meet your cousins! Look how they've grown!
sorry folks, florida is closed. The alligator at the border should of told ya
Holiday Road
Real tomato ketchup, Eddie?
No, I'm asking how much the repairs are.
When work asks for your Opinion on a matter
I'll kill that dog!
Sorry folks, Arnold Rec Center's closed. The Moose
Roll ’em up!
Little boy sweet, little boy sweet
I think you're all fucked in the head.
Little boy sweet, little boy sweet,
But Roy, can you imagine how your kids would have felt if you got to Florida and it was closed?
When they ran out of sod, they used mud!
Sorry folks, Rhodes are closed.
Rusty is touching My rusty sheriffs badge
Oh, no! The Sportswagon's much too small.
How can he do this to Mom? They'll probably get a divorce.
...to have their vacation!
In order to be convincing, you have to look and act like an ordinary jerk.
It’s nothing to be proud of, Rusty
Audrey. Yeah.
It's cold! Jesus! Fuck!
What an asshole!
We lost a dear member of the family on the way.
You're sweating!
Are you serious? Is this really our car, Dad?
Sorry folks, park's closed. The moose out front should'a told ya.
I don't give a frogs fat ass who takes what It's more entertaining
You like the disguise?
To Grandmother's house we go
I hope you understand! Have mercy on his soul!
Rabbit Killer!!
You didn't have to buy me a gift!
You wouldn't know a good time if it came up and bit you!
The moron knows we're coming, and he isn't home.
you have crap for brains you have crap for brains
Okay, bow your heads, bow your heads.
I never heard of no one so stupid as you driving off that road.
When they close a road they put up big signs like this one
Dad wasn't speeding.
Eddie, you shouldn't have.
Good to see you, Mr. Griswold!
You look so young!
I thought you were going to say you worked for the CIA.
I'm way ahead of you, honey.
I'm dead.
Clark? What are you doing?
Come on, get in there. Let's go, huh, kids?
Come a little closer
Oh, fuck it!. Its just like watching the 1990 defeated Shawnee Indians
Hell! Then we'll drive her to Cousin Normie's.
wt's wxhilarating
I am going to have to hike down the road to find a service station.