Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're driving me To Phoenix!
Go back to bed.
If you were me...
Dad, you must've increased requests about 123%!
...we'll be the first ones to get out, too!
You're a pretty bright little guy.
Who wants to see the TripTik?
I’m so hungry, I could eat a taco from a gas station.
I've been there many times.
Okay, let's go. Come on, Edna.
I got it! Here, hold on to these.
That price includes scenery and wildlife fun
A mockingbird
When we got here, to Roy Walley World...
Oh, Clark, this tent smells.
Do you know what I want to do?
Kids, remember when I asked you where you wanted to go on vacation?
I'm glad you liked it. Now, what's happening?
It's the bed. It will slow down in a second.
You think you hate him now….
Helper's getting cold.
Boy, I sure am bushed!
I stay at home at night
...and it was closed down...
Thank you.
wou woo
Sweetheart, do you hear that rattle?
Yeah. I'll be right there.
When Liberals call for more lockdowns Floridians be like
Fifty years
How much you got?
Aunt Edna!
If you wrecked the pants, you'll pay for them!
Sorry Folks! HHN Closed! The Doctor with Mask out front should have told ya!
Would you fill that out?
I'm just going to get some sporting goods.
Where is it coming from?
Roll ‘em up!
Walley World, here we come!
Put on a happy face for me.
She can't catch a cold now, Mom!
My favorite credo...
What for?
I'm sorry to all these people.
When they close a road they put up big signs.
Sorry Folks, SCADA's Closed
Get in the car. I'm just fixing the license plate.
WAITRESS!
Tough little mutt.
...and she's been here ever since.
Guess what, honey? This person here was...
...hold up a McDonald's, and drive us a thousand miles out of the way...
He can't even sit on the toilet some days.
He must have manure for brains.
Well, am I going to eat or starve to death?
That's the St. Louis Arch. The Gateway to the West.
Sorry Folks, World is closed But Marigold is open!
50 years
So is Florida closed now Mr Wally
Okay, we'll wait. I'll find the best one on the road.
I'm not tired. Are you kidding?
Now I'm glad I did.
.
Married? You mean those people I'm with?
M-A-R-T-Y
Why go home and eat normal food? Just eat some dirty pizza crust off the sidewalk.
The idea of a family vacation is to be together as a family.
But when I asked my kids...
Does anyone know about it?
wo wo wou wind wf w wit wown
It looks as though you've really got your hands full.
Hawaii?
Say good-bye to the old Mary Jane Hot Box, Russ!
Roll them up!
do you like that fleshlight?
Say good-bye to the old Mary Jane Hot Box, Russ!
I'm proficient in many strokes and I dive.
And if that diamond ring don't shine
Why don't you just ask Jim for the money, Boopie?
Good talk, son.
Don't touch!
Sorry, folks, park's closed.
Here he is, Uncle Clark, all walked and everything.
Take it easy, Rusty.
Audrey?
We're not lost!
I know you'll enjoy this. I've worked out the whole trip on the computer...
And, at the end of the day, when the lot's all full...
It's beautiful!
it's all demons, fordo outside shoulda told ya!
We drove 2,460 miles, just for a little Roy Walley entertainment.
The moose out front should have told ya
We're not really violent people.
No.
Kids, are you thirsty?
What? Are you kidding?! This is a Magnum P.I.!
It's just a BB-gun!
No.
Well, am I going to eat or starve to death?
Sure.
You say i fucked up. i say you fucked up...
I'm Russ Lasky. I met you at the summer picnic last year.
Maybe we can try it some other time.
Let's go, come on! Where is Edna?
What happened?
_
But don't worry about her. She whistles like a bird and eats like a horse.
Watch what you say to our bartender. He's ornery.
The Moose out front shoulda told ya!
What it is, bro'! We're from out of town.
Well, am I gonna eat or am I gonna starve to death?
They didn’t use mud They used sod dad
Go do your own front.
Don't let your mother smell that beer on your breath.
We can't leave her on the patio!
Well am I going to eat? Or am I going to starve to death?
For what amount?
lets go brandon no fuck joe biden
WHY WO WO WHE WAR WND WET WHE WATHING WUIT WUMP WIGHT WN
All right, that's enough, Russ.
But then you called my name
Sorry Folks, winterpaloza cancelled.
And I can get you the LG there’s no problem there.
You know what?
It's a shame you're married.
It's just the way she is.
Come in the house, Ellen. I've so much to tell you.
We made it dammit! We made it!
Why not? Don't you swim?
How much is it?
I like the part where you go really way up high...
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOURS, MEMPHIS?
Say good-bye to the old wonder joint hot box, Russ!
I had to sit next to Aunt Edna last time. She smells like mothballs!
Ok Ok
Rusty, stop playing with the dog and come and eat your lunch.
Holiday Road!
About $52,000.
"The price includes scenery and wildlife fun"
But you don't call
No, sir.
Well, I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation!
The trampling of feet, I love the beat I hear of a drum
We're closed for 2 weeks
They better. We're going to run out of gas.
Oh, no, that's a waitress. No, I was just ordering in.
Ew! Ew! Ew!
Be quiet!