Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What's the difference, as long as we get across the river?

Aunt Edna? Is she still alive?

The Army cuts my disability pension.

Sorry Folks! Hogwarts Express is Closed! Noseless Wizard out front should have told ya!

Good morning, Edna.

The moose outside should have told you.

Say good-bye to the old wonder joint hot box, Russ!

Well, not with girls. You think I was swimming with girls?

Sweet little boy of mine

I haven't had a chance to talk to you, man to man.

Vicki, don't be offended, but being a farmer is not too cool, you know.

I was thinking of taking a detour to Liberal.

Okay, Audrey. Thank you, Audrey. That's just great.

We can all be grateful that this man was elected!

Is that a real gun, Mom?

Have you ever bopped your Boopie?

2024 is over. Moose out front should have told ya.

Goddamn it, anyway!

Her hand touched me! She's stiff already!

I want to show you

What's the problem?

Never heard of no one so shit all stupid as you...

It is very late.

I implore you, give her a break.

...big vacation, the whole family, Walley World...

I'm not your ordinary, everyday fool. Okay?

Eddy says I can quit XXX

Ed, I'm not your ordinary, everyday fool. Okay?

Nothing to be Proud of rusty 6 years

Are you happy now, Clark?

And I thought I'd get a swim and loosen up the muscles.

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Have a nice day.

You think you hate it now, but wait until you drive it.

Clark! What are you doing?

When I was a boy, just about every summer we'd take a vacation.

Actual footage of me explaining situation to the kids

Spare me, Clark! I know your brand of family fun.

sorry folks, mammoth kayaks is closed today and tomorrow

I know I've forgotten something.

We'll find a motel and start fresh in the morning.

I'd better ask these fellows how to get back on the expressway.

Okay. Here's $10.

You don't have to have a credo, but...

What an asshole

And I'm going to prove it.

I have $6.13 to my name...

Where are you going?!

You can't wait, can you?

I usually borrow them on these little inspection tours of mine.

All of it, boy.

There you go, out of your way.

Sorry Folk's Disney World's Closed Giant Mouse out front should have told ya!

Cause you were out of my life

You won this trophy for racing a pig?

I'm going to try, too.

He kidnapped me, Mr. Wally, but I gotta tell you...

You think you hate it now, but wait until you drive

No, they don't close Florida

Honey, there's nothing in that luggage that can't be replaced.

I planned very carefully...

I've only been a man a few days, Dad.

The bed was very soft.

Lotso Huggin Bear

you’re out of your mind

I am trying to concentrate on the road!

That guy was a crummy Wyatt Earp! He's wearing jogging shoes!

What do you mean bushed?

This is so dangerous!

And I French kiss.

Have you heard?

Come on. How much?

I don't think I was speeding. Was I weaving or something?

Honey, will you check the mileage, please?

Okay, let's go!

Come on, honey, look at the mountains, breathe the air!

I never heard of no one so stupid as you driving off that road.

Sorry folks, park's closed.

Sure Tampa… how much do you need us to win by

I've been looking for it since we left. It's driving me crazy!

Thanks a lot. You've been a great help.

Sorry folks The world is closed

Yeah, I'm really at ease in the water.

Why is it still running?

Who's the moosiest moose we know? Marty Moose!

And I’m asking you why you didn’t insider trade?

The holiday party just wont be as fun.

What's the matter?

It's only the biggest damn Vehicle in the parking lot

Hey, yellow-belly! I'm talking to you!

Kissing your lips of fire

You're tearing my flesh!

We pass a goddamn gas station every 100 yards for 1,000 miles!

There's one for everyone.

No, we are 12 with Aunt Edna.

Dad, this is not the car you ordered!

But then you called my name

Did I put the timers on the living room lights?

We watch his program.

Dad, we must’ve sprayed 20 yards today

I should have taken an airplane!

Look at him. He can't wait.

Hi, Edna! Nice to see you again!

it's all demons, fordo outside shoulda told ya!

Defense contractors in budget meetings with congress

Have you lost your mind? Where did you get that?

I've already told you that I can't accept a check...

He probably kept up with you for a mile or so.

I taken care of

Clark, now just a minute!

If I wasn't in uniform, I'd split your skull with the butt of this revolver...

I'm so hungry i could eat a sandwich from a gas station

...with the C.B. and the optional Rally fun pack.

Ray and Kevin I bet you could use a cool one

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I think it would be easier on all of us if you would just try to relax.

She came to help when Eddie ruptured his spleen...

It's probably pretty stiff!

What do I owe you?

Normie's always been flighty.

Don't drink yet!

Come on, Russ. Shut it off.