Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They went a lot haywire, if you ask me.

Real exotic fruit flavor, Eddie?

Jesus, it's only the biggest goddamn hole in the world!

Those are great Dad Quite down Russ

Here's one you don't know.

We can all be grateful for this man!

Has your father ever killed anyone before?

Well sir this is a damn fine deal in my opinion... You think it sucks now but wait till you're back on Active duty

You have to go.

Say good-bye to the old gas-guzzler, Russ!

You’re driving me to thanksgiving

Sorry Folks! Ballet Parking's Closed The guy in the tutu out front shoulda told ya!

Don't you kids knock anymore?

Pfizer, can I help you with that, please?

And you came back again

Dr. Oz is a “dog killer”! Vote for John Fetterman

I've had some lonely nights

I know, I'm going for it, honey.

I think you're all fucked in the head.

Eddie says after the baby comes, I can quit one of my night jobs.

You think you hate it now, but wait until you drive it.

A thousand bottles of beer on the wall

Marty Moose, Marty Moose, Marty Moose

Trump should be behind bars !!

We can all be grateful for this man!

I know it's been a rough beginning.

...without a major credit card.

No mead in this?

I love a parade

Fuck yo momma!!!

Never heard of no one so shit stupid as you You must have manure for brains

This is no way to run a hockey team

How old are you, little one.

Oshkosh is closed The moose outside should have told you

Sorry folks, park’s closed moose out front shoulda told ya

YOU'RE THE GOURMET, SKINNEEJAY.

Clark and Ellen don't want to hear about problems.

Who her?? I don’t like her… She’s ugly

If we're not there by 10:00 a.m., we'll be completely off schedule.

I implore you, give her a break.

Pardon me, sir?

We buy his toys. We go to his movies!

Roll over, Dinky!

I'll be right back...

I didn't mean any harm.

Find a bush, Audrey

I found out long ago

Better…… Check under the hood

Besides, I got a great deal on this one.

And you came back again

Clark, I think this is the wrong exit.

Or there will be a lot of explaining to do!

So, did you bring your trade-in?

Sorry Folks, park’s closed for Amy’s birthday The Moose out front should have told you

Now, I owe it to myself to tell you, Mr. Griswold...

Nothing to be proud of, Russ Seven minutes

...but Eddie wouldn't let her.

You know, I think you're right. I don't think this is the car.

I'm looking forward to a long drive.

Good shot, Audrey.

To a renewed love affair.

You think you hate it now Wait till he's re-elected

Inside that Torino is my cousin, Jackie.

And he, he shouldn't even have a license to drive an automobile.

Rusty, take care of Dinky.

...and drove to Fort Lauderdale in my Austin Healy?

You couldn't even break skin with that.

Sorry Folks! Parks Closed! WoodPecker out front shoulda told ya!

I want to show you

Sorry folks Magnolia is closed

Tell me, what is going on?

I'm going to check under the hood.

I think you're all fucked in the head

Say good-bye to the old Mary Jane Hot Box, Russ!

Junior Pig Competition?

And I'll admit I cried sometimes

I think the worst is behind us.

...if you're thinking of taking the tribe cross-country...

Say good-bye to the old wonder joint hot box, Russ!

You are incorrect sir

Locked the door and notified the police. Stopped the newspapers.

Sorry folks BGS is closed

Just ask Laura’s mom for the money sean

Forget it, officer. I'm not going to press any charges.

Rusty, pleasr don’t eat the truckster

Officer, whatever it is I've done, I'm sure I can explain.

Dad, what river is this?

- Yeah, I bet you are too! - You said it!

For your information, Rusty slept in his underpants last night!

She breathed on me! A dead person breathed on me!

Rusty? May I call you Rusty?

And I use them a lot!

Don't say anything you're going to regret Kathy.

Clark, will you listen to me?

Yeah, I'll pay for 'em.

Yeah. This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy!

Real tomato ketchup, Eddie?

You Think You Hate It Now, But Wait Until You Eat It.

You won this trophy for raising a pig?

I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper!

Sorry Folks! Hagrid's Closed! The Bees out front shoulda told ya.

Kissing your lips of fire

I'm going to have fun and you're going to have fun.

I think there's something wrong here!

Yeah! Don't die unless someone is home!