Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, uh, yeah, I'm actually the captain.

[McEnroe] God, look at him.

Yeah, you can give me a high five for that.

Miss Vishwakumar, walk with me.

Yeah, yeah, coming right up.

Hi. What's your name?

I see that you also got snubbed from the faculty trip to Margaritaville.

including Princeton.

All right, gals, it's game time. Let's get into that college fair.

What do you want me to do?

Those little punks used to worship me.

Mmm, you're an assistant swim coach. I wouldn't call that a top-tier position.

Really? 'Cause normally, I don't trust my natural personality.

and instead focus on the person who could decide the fate of her future.

I'm at the top of all my classes. I'm president of eight different clubs,

Well, it was actually pretty easy because it wasn't really a purse.

Take that Fab, El, and Ms. Dubs.

I'll give you Saturday detention for the rest of the year.

do you want me to slash her tires or, you know, key her car?

who would decide whether she got into Princeton.

How many times do I tell you Margot doesn't want--

ever since he overheard the new Hot Pocket calling him pathetic.

[upbeat music playing]

[gasps] Ooh, University of Iowa. BRB!

You don't have to see the bid on household items.

Okay, so do I need to put, like, fake blood on myself, or…?

♪ You backwards motherlover ♪

So congratulations on officially being real low status.

After all, for dorks like these kids…

Oh, look, it's Nirmy.