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♪ Feel me course through your veins ♪
♪ You backwards motherlover ♪
-Uh… Ooh, that's-- -Oh… Oh…
And you're… Mmm.
-Mom-- -I said including Princeton.
I feel like I could really get in, you know?
Uh, speak for yourself. I'm not low status.
Oh. Kamala.
I'd say that Pati's driving was more stressful.
-Yeah. -[Trent] Yeah.
♪ Bad girls ♪
Mmm. Well, I appreciate your honesty.
Len? Where's my grandmother?
I wanna cast a wide net so that I find the absolute perfect school for me.
Not reverse on the highway because we missed our exit?
Just as soon as she could get through this long-ass line.
Here's my email if you have any questions.
but I really need to figure out how I'm gonna fix this.
Oh, give me that.
Yeah, I'd say we have the best program in the Ivy League.
Yeah, remember? Everyone who heard it laughed. [laughs]
Just leave the wallet in that potted fern and run.
Goddamn it. Oh.
so she asked me to keep an eye on you, and here I am.
Well, I've narrowed my list to 15 schools that all have amazing robotics programs
I mean, the house needs to be updated, right?
Ah. Well, then I think that paint did you a favor.
[gentle music playing]
before you stabbed a minion.
practicing what I was gonna say to you.
Len is a great caretaker.
I'm just making conversation, you know, at the saddest snack table in the world.
Please, please, please let me have another chance.
Make sure to enjoy it
Are you okay? Why are you sweating so much?
[indistinct chatter]
Listen,
Guess who's back from LASIK?
♪ Face in the background ♪
Give him a chance.
Is he gonna graffiti her face?
Okay.
-You want me to hold it for you? -Yes, please.
-Have you ever done this before? -Once.
[indistinct chatter]
Ah, you're talking about my brand new, smoking-hot boyfriend?
but only because that felt like… a Bowflex commercial.
[McEnroe] I'm back.
Mmm.