Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah. I'm admitting that I'm at the bottom of the barrel.

Remember that handsome kid that was formerly my boyfriend?

-That's what I'm talking about. -That's what I'm talking about.

All right, you seem like a women's medium.

[indistinct chatter]

But you're getting ready to apply to Princeton,

because there truly are none of those in Ivy League schools.

Shit, shit, shit. Okay, come on.

Okay, that was… good.

I knew it. You're judging.

Agh! I think I just came in too hot.

You are the king of this jungle, baby.

That's why Columbia should be all about the Benjamin.

and that is The Price Is Right.

Uh, it's Fabiola Torres.

What was I supposed to do?

Well, that's because you didn't have sex with me.

-Nope, you look extremely profesh. -[Devi chuckles]

Never thought I'd be grateful you're built like a shot-putter.

Aiyo. How are you feeling, chellam?

-But you can't talk to him like that. -I know that, Devi.

Uh, the line was too long. I'm just gonna wait till after lunch.

Yes, I am. And you are?

[McEnroe] Hold on. What the hell just happened?

♪ Enough rap about Good girls and bad girls ♪

But I wouldn't trust him with my social security number.

I can do a bad boy and a good college at the same time.

You're not a bad boy, you're just a bad person.

[Eleanor] Devi, we get it.