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Guys place their orders, walk out with a girl of their dreams.
-Excuse me? -I don't know who this woman is.
There's nothing wrong with a woman being aggressive, taking the initiative.
Let me get this straight, Miss Made-a- Million-Bucks-Off-My-Physical-Beauty.
There's gotta be something wrong.
Blue Moon Detective Agency. Strange calls in the night?
All you can think about's the money?
...who would be insulted to think she was in a kind of contest.
But if you can find her, it's worth 30,000 to me.
...given a choice between a woman of beauty...
-The woman. The woman. -The woman? What woman?
All I can see is a man walks in, puts 5 grand on the table...
Seems like this is the ideal time for Boulder to be a pimp. He’s earned it, and he loves gnocchi
-I disagree. -David, I'd just rather go home...
The church being around the corner? Lots of people look for that.
...but at least his heart's in the right place.
She lived here eight years, and she didn't even give me one day's notice.
...but more than that, she's gotta be hot.
-You worried? -Me?
-That's crap. -What?
-Young and hot. -Move your organs into the '80s.
It dawned on me that what I've got here is a missing person.
-Give me your shoe. -What are you gonna do with it?
Blue Moon Detective Agency. Strange calls in the night?
Am I sure she exists?
It's clear that once again we are not seeing eye to eye...
Let me get this straight. We're going in here...
At first, I thought Mr. Tupperman...
I thought I'd, well, go out on a limb.
-Do you realize what we just did? -Found the climax?
-My office is more appropriate. -What's wrong with doing it right here?
Maybe they just ran off to a justice of the peace.
-We've already broken two laws. -Tupp--
Molly, I don't understand. Again.
Had a rabbi client someone was trying to kill for blowing his bris.
It's what every man wants. Somebody who looks good...
...be his friend, share her life with him while he shares his with her.
If anyone calls, we'll be in my office.