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Are 36 inches only a yard?
-Breath problem? -What does all that have to do with us?
Yeah, right. Medium looks, buys her own food, a potent combo.
Gotta hand it to the guy...
That's why he came to see us. Not to find a wife, to find a body.
An opportunity to give a man a second chance at life.
-...over the top? -For your information...
Cocktail waitress, good. Something to fall back on during hard times.
...you can still write her off your taxes.
Don't pretend you're not impressed. We're sleeping together.
High and outside, ball two.
What are the chances of that happening?
What's the matter with your shoes?
Oh, yeah?
See, we're locked in a vicious cycle here.
A woman gets married for the first time only once in her life. Once.
Good little dancer, all the girls like her, don't even mind the hair on her mole.
-A man. -Wait. Two minutes ago...
That's all. They got it done. They can get it undone.
I'm just not sure which missus to be sorry about.
-And a lot of them. -What was the question again?
To be the Mrs. Tupperman who never was.
Get me off this man.
...tell Molly Lewis how sorry we are Tupperman picked Stevie...
...to put another coat of paint on the place.
This time, you choose. Anywhere you wanna go.
-Okay, me. I did it. I owe this to her. -Owe what to her?
I'm not surprised. You just can't say no to some guys.
What's the worst that can happen?
I'm so sorry, Molly.
-I don't wanna do this with you. -What's that?
I'm sorry, the house isn't ready to be shown.