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-We'll be right out. -Bring him in.
-What if I was bored? -What if I wanna get home early?
-No doubt. -You know what I can't figure out?
...when he handed us this check for $25,000. Happy and spent.
Well, if that's your choice, there is no contest.
-I'll be at home. -You don't see it.
I just attract....
No answer. It could be the happy couple doesn't wanna be interrupted.
So you got what you got.
Hospital food.
-Forget what? -It's already working.
But most important, you took out a life-insurance policy.
-Anywhere? You sure? -Anywhere. I'm sure.
-David, why are we doing this? -Maddie, it's Friday.
See, we're locked in a vicious cycle here.
A sophisticated, intelligent, beautiful woman.
-That's absurd. -So a couple years go by...
-Hasn't the guy ever heard of cheating? -No one's home. What do we do?
I'm the man from next door. I-- I heard the glass...
...I just got off the phone with a woman with little self-esteem left.
We'll do something noble. Helping a man find his future.
...mail. But not a picture of the lady anywhere.
Molly?
I gotta go!
Then maybe I'll just go ask her.
-I don't wanna know what that means. -You know what that means.
Have you been out there lately?
-David. -Excuse me. I'm a speed gloater.
Molly.
-Somebody to do the ironing, got it. -Good listener.
David, David. I'm leaving, leaving.
And I am miserably, terribly alone.
Where'd you hook this halibut in case we wanna throw her back?
-"Hit pay dirt"? -Hit pay dirt.
There's this restaurant a couple blocks away...
-That's all right. You'll catch on. -I meant you.
...and a woman of substance will a man always choose the looks?
Maddie, let me make a last pitch for the American way...
We go out, get totally sweated up--
Times being what they are....
Sorry to hear about the missus.
And who better to help him find that partner than you?
-Alan couldn't get out of the hospital. -Excuse me.
-And we are going after them. -David, untie me.
...I know it sounds strange, but give it some time. Mull it over.
Now, to lift the lids, we'll cut here.
I shave twice a day because you never know who you're gonna meet.
A sophisticated, intelligent, beautiful woman.
Friend?
-This won't work. -Dancing then.