Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...and we use them to help keep your beauty pageant clean.
Gee, I feel terrible about this.
Because he is looking for a partner to share his life with.
...business isn't what it was. You decide to cash in but you need a body.
A wife. He checked in under the name of Mr. and Mrs.
This is gonna seem a little unorthodox.
-It's okay, I love it. -Not now, David.
-We'll let ourselves out. -And took you to church on Sunday.
You'd better run.
We each find our own woman. I'll take the high road and you'll take the low.
Well, I don't see that at all. No, no, no, no, no.
-I don't know what you mean. -Wait a minute. Neither do I.
Oh, doctor! Doctor! I decided I like my face the way it is.
...make-believe wife...
...I was sitting with Alan Tupperman's perfect match.
Give us a call and we'll find out now.
Why is it every decision, every thought, every ounce of behaviour...
Pimp
The Color Purple. Made me blue.
May I take a second to remind you our client was Mr. Tupperman, not Molly.
What are you so upset about? He's not even married yet.
-Don't stare. It's not polite. -No, I'm talking about your strut.
-Really. -This I've gotta see.
-There's a French film, it-- -French?
-No, no, no, no. -Well, I am.
Wait, correction, not just a woman.
But a cousin of mine had it too. Answered her door before anyone rang.
Look at the bright side.
We'll help someone get over one.
Functional. Uninteresting. Past its prime.
...who could grow to be his dream.
What you wanna do is punch a pinhole...
See? I heard them say that they were...
We're helping Alan Tupperman make a choice to live with...
No Tupperman, no Mrs. Tupperman. What do we do now?
-No Tupperman, eh? -No Tupperman.
I feel funny confronting him. Maybe we should call the police.
What is this you're watching?
-Sorry to bother you. -As if that makes up...
-We? Me or thee? -Definitely we.
-Obviously Stevie hasn't called. -Obviously.
David, come look in here.
David, this isn't gonna work. We're not going...
...whose right is right until Mr. T finds Mrs. Right for himself.
Went to your house. Let ourselves in.
-Faster, faster. -I'm trying, I'm trying.
-You're still full of crap. -So, what else is new?
-What are you doing? -I just had a thought.
-...living a lifetime in one night. -I know that girl.
My address and phone number are on the top of that list.
We gotta do something to even up the odds.
Think about it.
You calling about the ad? Please hold.