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She's definitely not a woman who ties men up for a living.
...on their way home to Connecticut this morning.
...had returned home from the hospital, maybe make it to the funeral?
-That's right. -...then find someone else for her...
I looked for someone who could become the list...
Molly.
-At the same time. -Shall we have a cigarette?
-I'm going to find her a man. -A man?
Isn't that like young lovers, not to waste any time?
-And may the better detective win. -You serious?
No, I mean, what is it you wanted to tell us?
-You mean, like, foreign? -Well, what else would I mean?
What do you mean, am I naked?
Whoa, back up, his wife?
Called because of stupidity.
You calling about the ad? Please hold.
-You haven't heard anything either? -If you mean, did Molly call, no.
We find he already has one. Then he loses a wife.
Doesn't make a stink when you stay out a little late with the boys.
-I did it. -Did what?
-Go on, Mr. Tupperman. -I don't know who this person is.
Cousin Alan promised to leave us a key.
This is the list of man who wants more...
You know what? You seem naked.
Some big spender.
I just met her, David, she's only a woman.
The real point is, Mr. Tupperman, why us?
As a matter fact, that's the reason that I divorced my fourth husband.
Yeah. I-- I saw people moving around in here.
We're trying to help a man with his most important decision.
That's probably why she kept to herself like she did.
...on the face of the planet.
I was feeling happy, proud. Full of good feelings over what we'd accomplished.
-We do? -We do.
-Hospital? -Funeral?
-I was just coming in. -I was just going out.
It's not that I have trouble getting dates.
All kinds of greens, spices, herbs.
...telling the lies men tell women, and I can't find her.
Look...
-Found her. -Found who?
...and $25,000 more once you've found her and brought her to me.
There's nothing to understand.
-My strut? -Your strut.
-I'm dying to hear. -Just comes with the territory.
What about companionship and laughter, what about fun?
You don't know her. She's perfect for him. She'd make a wonderful wife.
Molly, it's David and Maddie.
-Actually I wouldn't even say plans. -No plans on a Friday night?
Molly, this is Agnes DiPesto. Ms. DiPesto, this is Molly Lewis.
...to lose a few rendezvous, juggle a few jiggles...
That one
Me too.
...I conducted a methodical search and came up with the best possible person.
Or at least she's got somebody's mother's eyes.
Smarten up, honey. Monsters aren't supposed to play hard to get.
She's a sensitive, intelligent woman...
Give it up. You've been caught with your pants down, jig's up.