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"In the morning." Very funny, Alexis!
But she does give a mean scalp massage Really mean?
You ever held a gun before?
The turkey shoot?
in the car ride on the way home, so that was very special.
All right, you gotta treat it like it's a newborn baby.
If you requested that, I guess, yeah.
- I'm looking. - No, look at it.
Sad?
Oh, my God! It's fleeing!
Because everyone who comes out of that salon
I don't hate this town, Jocelyn.
- He had a boner. - Ah.
Excuse me?
- Bob, you're talking. - What?
There's a towel on the back of the door.
Uh, no. They divorced when I was in high school.
Yeah, it's a little less fruity but a little more something.
- Uh, a date. - I think that's Ted.
Uh, yeah, but it wasn't this heavy,
No, don't be silly. I was...
that takes chunks out of your skin when provoked.
C C
Okay.
High thread count sheets? Colognes that smell like fireplace...
- Hmm. - So...
End this now. Thank you.
Turkey virgin!
Just a little convo with the big man upstairs for a second.
That's something that should excite you.
It's just not mine, and this is not my hair.
Is that a new wig? Because you are reminding me of someone.
and solve this math equation
I'm a veterinarian.