Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[tires screech]

- Okay, I gotta go.

If you can, you get the job.

- And they--that's it?

- Thank you, darling.

- Carry away. Speak all you want.

- How are you? - Hi.

Once I've had some time to review the offers,

- This is a lovely bedroom.

- Okay, so if they're realistic sellers and realistic people,

in the Bird Streets was one last year, not even this year.

I'll present them to my client

You showing us two houses today?

and sensory experience.

So like, you gotta be careful.

- So 6,750,000. - Yeah.

that you knew, or slept with anybody you knew?

- Yes. - Although, it's Bel Air,

back to back texts, like, about Abington

Listen, just do yourself a favor and take it easy 'cause I hear

but will the market bear 20 million for this house?

- I am aware. - So let me speak.

Close your eyes and tell me what you hear.

So the fact that I have to show this in Zoom

$6 million, and they can't even see it.

- So tell me everything. Don't leave out a word.

she's moved her stuff out,

I want you and Josh to be on the listing, both of you.

- Are you ----ing kidding me?

- Why? So he doesn't change his mind?

very close to the price I was asking.

The house was built in the '20s by Wallace Neff.

- I got it. All right?

What's interesting is, I don't hear anything.

to Malibu, get our family together.

on the historic aspects of this home.

- Yeah, I believe it.

- My inclination would be to go ahead and write the offer

It's "The Nikki Haskell Show" direct from New York.

Grow bigger balls. No, seriously.

than the initial offer.

- Is there an inspection that I'm not aware of?

I started off as a real estate agent.

I just miss real open houses where you open the door

Now this is fabulous. - I love this.

You're cliquey.

- Very thorough. - Good to see you again.

And now, you've arrived here, you're on their turf,

- Well, no, I wanna show you the best house,

[acoustic guitar strums]

- Yeah, I get it, but I feel like the house,

Have you seen a lot of houses?

- This is my language.

- And they were all over at the cabana area.

- Yeah, honey. How do you like my melons?

Or are you looking everywhere?

you know, with Ryan, and Steve and, like, other top agents,

- On full price, which is, like, a price that I didn't think

- That's what he's saying. - Wait, what?

in this town. We'll see how long that lasts.

- Should I tell them that it looks like we have an offer?

with Peter Bogdanovich... - Because he went broke.

- My buyer is in Saudi Arabia.

and you say, "I'm gonna sell this house today."

- You're adorable. This is beautiful.

- My gosh, there's construction all over.

- We're waiting. We're gonna get it done...

- You know, everybody thinks that their house is worth

- This is just perfect right out of the 1920s.

[dramatic music]

- All right. Well, you're the best.

You know, like, they've got to make space for you

we just got an email from the escrow officer

Bel Air is not like that.

not $1 off his price. - Money's not always

- What are we watching today? - Whatever you wanna watch.

- I think I can do a little something.

- Okay, I hope they can find a house

comparable-wise, has a view like that.

They had a lot of people that lived here, you know, like

- I'm really good. I'm so happy to be back.

- All right, doing well. Josh. - What's going on, Josh?

that is actually very serious.

- I'm glad that the other agents were able

Beautiful stone choices.

And go that way.

Look at each other, give me one shot--there you go.

We haven't seen each other since our last meeting here.

we're losing a pool of buyers

so she's getting settled.

I mean, you are the top of your game in New York.

a $25 million offer in the Bird Streets is a major deal.

We've had about a little less than ten showings this month.

Whoa, Jay Glazer.

We're just in a really healthy, strong market

- We're gonna go grab dinner, have a lot to talk about.

- All right, well, thanks--thanks so much.