Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- My friends have owned this house for about 14 years now.
- We gotta watch it again.
if you're a big agent, I fight sometimes,
that you guys have that might make your clients
5,950,000, another one came in at 6,300,000
have I ever dated anybody
- Look at the magic here at Unbreakable, I love it.
- Oh, man. How are you doing?
- Where are you? Are you painting again?
and things that were under construction,
- You're pricing yourself completely out of the market.
- Yeah. All right, cool. - Stay in touch.
[laughter]
- This video, it is epic.
- Now get back to work. - Oh, yeah.
that you're now walking around Douglas Elliman telling agents
- Making me uncomfortable.
- Andres, Erika? Anyone here?
- Good. How much did they-- - Okay, well, reminding you
Thank you for going on this tour with me.
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- Did Diane Keaton do this or did Bogdanovich or who?
and giving recommendations that are like...
- Okay. - There we go.
more comfortable, with the exception
- (BLEEP) - Wow, that guy was mad.
- No, I have...
how they say "kiss and tell"? Like, sell and tell.
It was before me, it's okay. - Oh, right.
- Yeah, we have a deal. - I am so excited
- Yes, ma'am.
a counteroffer is almost more important
- Nice to see you. - Come on in.
Things come back and--and this will return, this style one day.
- I like to set records. What's the problem?
I mean, as of five minutes ago.
like in New York how it works,
This is my house. - Sure.
- I get it.
♪ I want it, I get it ♪
She said, "What do you get
Best and final, take it or leave it.
let's go to the park, guys.
[upbeat music]
Which is good because the market crashed in '29
that I can get this job done for you.
Look at each other, give me one shot.
They wanna know what's up. I'll get right back to you.
Love you, guys. - You can't dress badly in LA.
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- So 16,455,000, we have a deal.
- Kissy faces.
- We are super gay.
- Fredrik's a good friend of mine.
- So-fari, so good.
- I love it.
above $10 million are not getting multiples.
- So I spoke to the gang.
- James. James. - No.
And I know I can work these people up in price
- I do have another offer already in play.
So I want you to close your eyes, right?
[phone dinging] - No, hold on. Here.
[laughter]
I think you can go to about 6,250,000.
with my clients very soon, so thank you so much.
Look, that's a super respectable counter.
when the house is supposed to be at $700.
- Oh, yeah, everywhere. Everywhere you look.
I happen to mention to this other person
- That's how I do it. - I thought it was, like,
- You're not allowed to park in any of these areas
so he's got backup. - It's not a gang bang.
- Yes. - Hugely important.
What can I do for you today?
- Normal negotiation. Okay.
It's not that trendy. - Here's our boy now.
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- I'm gonna hop off here. - Thank you.
- I-I'm sorry.
Josh, you're having too much fun here, aren't you?
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- Make those faces just how you do selfies.
And there's little Wallace Neff attributes
- Exciting. - Exactly.
- Can I see you? - What's up, brother?
Look at the thickness of this wall, look.
So I need you to rewrite your initial offer.
[phone chimes] Mentioned to me
I'm gonna try to make this as loud as possible.
- I just think it's funny you made out with my husband.
- It does, it really does.
They didn't cut any costs with this house.
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Turn it around here.
and if that means I got to do this before I have
- Look at the fireplace and everything.
I mean-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah.