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Easy there, girl. Calm down.
It gives guys a messed-up view of sex and never prioritizes female pleasure.
…that's an excuse, and I hate excuses.
Oh.
♪ I'm a cool girl I'm a, I'm a cool girl ♪
♪ Fruity lipstick on your cheek ♪
♪ And I need to know if… ♪
I loved the song.
♪ Talk about no ♪
You guys know David Bowie?
Tramp, whore, nag, bitch. Get in the house, please.
♪ Ice cold I roll my eyes at you, boy ♪
[woman] I'll handle it.
[both make retching noises]
No.
your child will temporarily step into the shoes of principal at their school.
Paul, can you tell Georgia your concerns?
…which can only mean one thing,
♪ When I walk the halls ♪
♪ And when I hold you tightly ♪
[spits]
You shoulda asked me before you brought in HR.
Yeah, see ya.
Sorry. This is the gluten-free bun.
-Water. -Nope.
and what to wear, and how to do the cleavage thing?
and I have made an executive decision on the matter.
[woman moaning loudly]
You don't have kids. Mm-hmm.
Hey, Norah, now that Jordan's out of 3SB, it looks like Ginny took your spot.
♪ Speaking my truth There's no need to panic ♪
♪ My life was in the darkness ♪
Great.
Let's take five and then come back and talk strategy and logistics, OK?
The guy who was interested in your house. He was here tonight.
What?
Georgia! [chuckles]
Yeah. In a very cute way.
500 at the back. Thank you very much. Do I see 550?
-What did you think? -Yeah, it was fine.
Now, the school year is upon us… [chuckles]
Principal for the day? Inspired.
♪ I roll my eyes at you, boy ♪
Look, I wanna be governor by the time I'm 40.
I liked it.
It wasn't a bad idea, per se--
[Press] Uh…
Hey, Mom. The liquor vendor's here. He said he only brought rosé.
♪ And somebody calls… ♪
You know, it was pretty amazin'.
[soft rock music plays]
Do it.
[tense music plays]
We can have two winners.
OK. That was good. I see what you did there.