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[ Whines ]
Good thing you weren't married to George Foreman
She's in the back.Is she okay?
What happens if she doesn't wake up?
Mr. and Mrs. Dunphy...
[ Clapping ]
Ugh.
get a feel for the everyday.
Like they say, location, location, vengeance.
but I don't believe it for a --
[ Strained ] My point is, Bill,
No, my truss isn't working.
I think he's afraid if he buys a house,
Honey, your father and I may get divorced
Get back here! I found you a bathroom with a koi pond!
[ Car door closes ]No, no, no, no, no, no.
Mother's recipe.
And I'm not dressed!
When I got my wisdom teeth out,
[ Barking ]
I can't say it again. I can't.
[ Breathing deeply ]
and I'm freaking out.Oh, honey, don't worry.
I don't want to crush a man's dreams on my own.
I don't watch them anymore. Sorry. Can we go?
But with Stella, I didn't even bother trying, and she chose me.
Take those things off, please.
[ Dance music plays ]
you feel different than us?
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna text Ronaldo again.
You remember you need to be home
Good girl. Come here.
It's Stella. No, it's not.
[ Lid thuds ]...our marital bed.
Of course. Wait, does he go to the bench
[ Doorbell rings ]Hi, Bill.
I only fake it 'cause you guys like that stuff.
[ Clears throat ]There we go. A lot of fires to put out.
Seems like an expensive experiment.
Hey. I just want to say, I really appreciate you
Oh, no.
A lot of straight guys find me...
You know what? I'm not gonna do it.