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Express some shock, Phil.
Extra rude!
[ Screaming] ♪ Where's your sanity?♪
Ay, no. Was your husband mad?
Okay. Let's put it on, huh?
when life turns out not to be a musical.
Mm-hmm. [ Breathes deeply ]
Oh, no, no, no. If I was in a hurry,
if that's what I thought you wanted, I would propose today.
A spring-loaded leg jets out to provide me with a comfy seat.
[ Sighs ]Let's go make her day.
Okay.Oh, look, she is so nervous, it's adorable.
and all that great sex.
I've got to schedule that procedure.
...for her new makeup line, and she's gonna sing
You're making a scene!
We're going to the vet.
I'll throw on a couple of steaks for both of us.
Turkey, beef, or salmon?
I don't know. I guess I feel different than a lot of people.
I did a party for her once, and I could feel
who just got engaged asking for tips
that are making this purchase possible.
you have to be someone else for us.
And she snores a lot.
What do you mean, "of course not"?
Okay. I don't really have a choice here.
Hey, there's our mailman.
Boy, I'm itchy today.
I'm not the same kind of tween girl you guys are.
[ Stella panting ]The vet called.
We need to talk about whatever's going on with you right now.
I'm just going another way.
Thanks. Is, uh, Mr. Dunphy around, too?
Phil, do you know the reason
Huh. Unless...
we want to see her smile again.
Wow, it's so painful keeping everything inside.
[ Engine revs ]Where is she?
like a beautiful home, delicious food...
and if I have to turn him down,
Ah. My high-school boyfriend could have used that.
I'm not getting hysterical.
He has a special place he goes when he's sad.
Really?