Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

( stammering ) You did a semi-horse whinny?
As you were, gentlemen. And who are these fine gentlemen here?
I think we ought to go back
Welcome home, soldier. Thank you for your service.
No, that was a save the date. That was not the invite.
you made the face the, uh-- the chef made for me?
And you going through the same shit if you had hit it?
I never would've told you to broil it.
Punitive action? Why? Wh-why?
Oh, shoot. Here we go.
Hello. Who is it?
( sighs ) Like that?
it's a whole conversation.
a garbagewoman in my life.
that would be-- that would be fine.
- What kind of guy is he? - He served in the war in Afghanistan.
- You're kidding! - Mm-hmm.
- Hi. - Good morning, gentlemen.
I brought you exactly what he gave me.
A day? Two days? Four days?
So what? It's a compliment--
- In what way? - Huge.
Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me.
It's a little favor. It's nothing.
No profession's off-limits to me if a woman's attractive.
Look, I could do that.
I said-- and then I came back to you and I said... ( blowing )
Um, yeah, it's, uh... ( chuckles )
Oh, there you are. Great.
And why is that, Mr. David?
You're not goin' through ruling it.
No PTSD. He's one of the lucky ones.
What a hero you are. Thank you for your service.
You're on your own.
I'm not saying-- something's on about it.
It's live rounds, Larry!
but Victor is so obsessed.
but I can't take back the remark.
I knew that baby looked a little Asian.
- I'm not mad, sir. - I mean, I'll still drive by.
Yeah, so sorry.
Oh, sir, you may find the main lot full.
Of course I finished it.
I'd like to hit the reset button on our relationship
I'm not gonna make a scene.
- Was it? - Yeah.
- There's one coming up right here at Will Rogers. - Okay.
- What is this, "Dragnet"? - I don't think you read it.