Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OK!
But don't worry, Mr. Colton. You won't be alone.
Your fears - they make you foolish.
No, wait, wait!
Oh, shit! Look out!
- I've done it hundreds of times on stage. - This is not a cheap theatrical stunt!
I swear to God I'll be a good boy from tomorrow on.
Look, if I can make gods out of rock'n'roll stars, imagine what I can do for you.
That is why you are here.
Where we going?
- Except your flesh was torn off your body. - Ralph, please, just help us down.
It's your choice.
Real? You don't write "real". You write about people that sail off into the sunset.
You bastard! You burnt my hand!
And cue! For Gawd's sake, cue!
What a shame we had uninvited guests.
- I am his favorite author. - You saying it's none of my business?
- Why not? - What do you mean, "Why not?"
No, thanks, pal. Keep your friggin' jewel.
I promise ya. I'll feed ya to the maggots! I'll get...
The best I can figure out is that we head due east. We should make it to the border.
So I'll travel at night. I don't care. I have to stop Omar.
Oh, boy.
Was my biggest seller.
I am worried. You're the girl who never gets a book back late to the library.
I was hoping to avoid them.
You must forgive us. We are a poor people.
Could this be the end of my freedom, my salvation, my...
Omar has stolen my people's jewel. Omar is a very bad man.
The Jewel is a legend.
You tell Omar, right - Omar - that his special-effects wizard has arrived!
You were gonna marry me with consumption? Why didn't you tell me?
Hot coals
But you drop one more of my boxes, and I'll smash your bloody face in!
All right, yeah!
- What is the best that could happen to you? - I could get through this and find the Jewel.
Tomorrow we journey to Kadir. You must be there. It will be your most important chapter.
Oh, my God. Look at this. Looks like Our Lady of Mount Palmer schoolyard.
Hey! How ya doin'?
Oh, no.
Yeah, me. All right.
forever devoted and forever young?
- not with the eyes of your head. - Gotcha, yeah.
Look, I'm going on the boat. You guys can do what you want.
He says that because there is more than one suitor, that you must wrestle his son.
- Omar blew up my boat, huh? - Your woman is in danger, too.
He's got something very important to talk to all you guys about.
That's very nice, but the lady is... She's with me.
Think about this pit as your last adventure, Joan Wilder.
We split it right down the middle, Colton. 50-50.
My career?
Rachid.
All right, what are the rules?
OK. This one I think I can handle.