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And will you marry this man and take him to your heart,
- Oh, my God. - I'm your biggest fan!
and all my people will unite behind me in peace and none of this will be necessary.
You thieving bastard! You ain't stiffin' me again!
- How'd they get out? - What?
Thank you.
We got blue skies,
- They have emperors on the Nile? - They do now.
- I'll write the truth about you. - The truth?
- You gotta hang on and take it. - I can't.
"This afternoon we shall meet... awaiting the moment. " What's this afternoon?
He says it's many days' long trip over high mountains.
And now Joan's work will receive the serious attention that it deserves.
Colton, look at you. You...
Here you'll write your masterpiece.
So now what are we celebrating?
Oh, no. Oh, God. Please, let me get out of this alive.
Oh, he's got a private jet.
Look out there. What do you see?
Do not be distracted from your mission, Joan Wilder.
In three nights in Kadir the moon will be full,
I am losing patience with you.
We must stop here.
This is what I'm talking about. Sometimes you could think about me.
That's all right.
I mean, this isn't Space Invaders!
Colton!
You were invited with the woman. You can get into Omar's palace. My people cannot.
I knew we'd hook up again, Colton. Get it?
Tonight. He has a private jet and...
Heydi Joan Wilder!
Oh, Jack, we've been on this boat half a year now. I need shore leave.
- Please, don't let us die! - That's a good idea, Legs.
and end the strife that has bloodied his land.
Every wacko, drippy, open-sored lowlife was in that joint!
Ease up, will ya? All right, there's gotta be another way in here.
Stop that! Stop it!
It doesn't end.
- Who are you? - Is this where Al Jolson's buried?
Omar has been chosen to unite the tribes of the Nile
Shit!
All right. Thank you, guys. Catch you next time. Goodbye.
- Our most priceless jewel. - Oh, that jewel.
I might love your country, your culture, and even your people! That means I love you!
Hey, Rachid! How are you? Good to see you again.
Go to her, Jack.
Maybe you're right. Maybe we need a break.
Hey, look, guys! Lighten up! I'm only saying hello to an old girlfriend here!