Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Jack... - Oh, honey. I know, baby. I know.
- But... - I'll be back!
I'm really blessed. My people love me.
- What people? What are you talking about? - You must help me find the Jewel.
All right! Yeah!
I bet you could pick up a swell three-bedroom town house here for about five or six dollars.
Make yourself comfortable.
Cats. Come.
Hurry up. Let's go!
May we reach Kadir in time.
I still owe you for Joan.
You sound like someone who's got what they wanted and now don't want what they got.
- Come. We must leave today. - Joanie!
- Just-Joan, we must hurry. - Wait. He blew up our boat?
- Joanie, just finish it. - I can't.
Jack! Hold on!
You! You go this way.
- I read about you. - Yes, I know. Time magazine.
It's as big as this orange?
Holy shit and shove me in it!
I don't know what happens next.
Jump!
My heart sees rats, Pop. Don't let this garb fool you.
Hold tight! I'm coming!
- Who the hell are you? - Don't provoke me, pal!
Thank you for coming to Kadir with me.
T- shirts! Buy T-shirts!
I thought you wanted to sail around the world with me.
Where?
- Why don't you shoot us?! - Jack!
The Jewel? You mean you weren't shittin' me? That guy really is the Jewel?
In The Savage Secret, how'd they get out?
"Was this the end of my freedom, my salvation?"
- You have listened very well. - You got all that in 20 minutes?
Give me a red to the yellow. And cue!
- Why you didn't tell your friend about me? - Oh, I know him.
Come on, Colton. Where's the Jewel?
You are welcome!
- Right. But it's just Joan. - Right. Just-Joan.
Stop!
Excuse me. Excuse me.
I swear to God on my eyes I never seen that jewel!
And I feel an attack coming on! Know what happens if that happens?
- Have you got the right woman? - No.