HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
And that's a little something about me.
Psst!
-Is that him? -No, that's my other husband.
I'm sorry.
[Jen] Told you.
Um, excuse me. Um...
-Is that your house? -Yeah.
-[phone chimes repeatedly] -Jeez. Okay.
Can you tell us more about that?
To come and stay with us.
Why are there raisins in this?
Sorry. I hope this isn't weird.
♪ I'm the ghost, you're the night ♪
[man] Can I help you?
Maybe.
Like what?
Feel free to call me. We can... not sleep together.
I really thought that I was gonna have a baby and a family.
-...can't feel my tongue. -[laughs]
You don't even know where I live.
No, that's it.
[both laugh]
Wow.
I did not.
-You could have just told me. -I know.
-Yeah. -What?
I was not a pill person and I have two kids, two boys, who...
-[TV playing in background] -[cell phone vibrates]
Oh, you have another one? Then you're fine.
Judy!
-What'd you sound like? -Like someone from Brooklyn.
It's the greatest.
[muffled] I'm so sorry.
-Mommy? -Yup?
It's layered.
What the fuck? What, do you get off
-Shall I come over? -Nope, because I'm coming to you.
Here we go.
And you fell in love in that heartbeat.
Oh, sweetie, I know, but we just can't do that anymore, okay?