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And that's a little something about me.
Psst!
-Is that him? -No, that's my other husband.
I'm sorry.
[Jen] Told you.
Um, excuse me. Um...
-Is that your house? -Yeah.
-[phone chimes repeatedly] -Jeez. Okay.
Can you tell us more about that?
To come and stay with us.
Why are there raisins in this?
Sorry. I hope this isn't weird.
♪ I'm the ghost, you're the night ♪
[man] Can I help you?
Maybe.
Like what?
Feel free to call me. We can... not sleep together.
I really thought that I was gonna have a baby and a family.
-...can't feel my tongue. -[laughs]
You don't even know where I live.
No, that's it.
[both laugh]
Wow.
I did not.
-You could have just told me. -I know.
-Yeah. -What?
I was not a pill person and I have two kids, two boys, who...
-[TV playing in background] -[cell phone vibrates]
Oh, you have another one? Then you're fine.
Judy!
-What'd you sound like? -Like someone from Brooklyn.
It's the greatest.
[muffled] I'm so sorry.
-Mommy? -Yup?
It's layered.
What the fuck? What, do you get off
-Shall I come over? -Nope, because I'm coming to you.
Here we go.
And you fell in love in that heartbeat.
Oh, sweetie, I know, but we just can't  do that anymore, okay?
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