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No, it's more than that.
It is not his uncle's $73 million, but rather his pitiable ineptitude with women.
There's still a chance.
What about the way I look?
Quit trying to cheer me up, Uncle Jed.
Roses is red.
Must be a lot of memories attached to it.
As a matter of fact, they have excellent pate de foie gras.
Sweet, innocent Jethro.
There's the stupid answer.
Miss Jane may decide it was better never having been asked.
Did you teach her to sew?
Oh, Jethro, thank you.
A little favor?
Well, does it by any chance sound like Granny?
I'd marry Cousin Bessie before I'd wear that thing.
Oh, yeah.
Eat while I show you the dress I made.
I saved the maple and the licorice one for you.
Ordinarily, we do not admit people in costume, but as reservations were made... Here, I'll get that.
With your stomach, I ain't sure it's possible.
No, you big... Well, I always say if you can't find a horse, grab a mule.
Bring her a double helping of a la carte if she wants.
You sure you didn't hear nothing, Miss Jane?
If you back out now, you'll be damaging a sacred institution.
I'll fix it.
Possum shanks?
Boy, the way I get insulted around here, the marriage is looking better and better.
Take your shoes off.
What girl?
All this is what Granny's given me for a proposal.
You're jokin', ain't ya?
Oh, I forgot about Ilsa.
You know, fake it.