Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We're both in college, and we consistently make the Dean's List.
What's this?
Come on, it's good to have some alone time.
Take it yourself with U-Haul.
(DISTORTED) And once the hot glue dries, your birdhouse will be complete.
I can't dissect this pig, Mr. Kingman.
One time, I tried out for Little League in my ballet shoes,
Peter, l'm only asking you to do your share.
and l've used several public bathrooms in the interim!
Right, frat house?
Hey, do you think Mother Maggie is married to Father...
I'll tell you what happened.
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Never mind with "hi!"
I think it's prescription.
Okay, how about you, Meg, how are you doing?
is actually replacing The Bad Audio Basement Show.
"walked into Home Depot,
Hey, hey, hey, what the hell is all the commotion in here?
KIDS: Good morning, Mother Maggie.
Well, you're clearly a bright young lady.
Do you like pie?
Can they demonstrate their sense of humor through hilarious replies?
(SINGING) Kentucky is a state
Okay.
Come on, Meg. You got to save him!
We're not doing anything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes. Yes, he can, I knew that.
What the hell are Lee Logs?
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
Don't answer that. I gave out that number under duress.
Well, I guess she thought it was a no-pies-in-the-face kind of neighborhood.
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Oh, hi, Saggy Naggy.