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I don't get it, can you build a house?
What? What are you talking about?
Can a fireman wear a hat?
I'd rather watch paint dry!
You know I don't like that!
This is Meg, she's shadowing me today.
. .
Prescription... That just feels weird in my mouth.
Lisa Murkowski (R-Pa. -Alaska)
Trade house keys, bang each other's wives?
Oh, he's hurt bad. Someone call 911!
That's not Stewie, that's a pineapple.
Kentucky is a state
I'd rather watch paint dry.
Peter, I'm not in the mood!
It’s a stupid game, anyway
It's easy for Meg to dissect a pig
(LAUGHING) A bowling ball wearing a hat?
Whoever did this, thank you.
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) I guess.
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) You can stop having fun!
- Hey. - Hey.
He was supposed to put the lasagna in the oven.
This is the greatest show in the history of television.
Peter, for once, you're going to stay here and help around the house.
Mr. Griffin, you have a visitor.
Stupid game anyway
Peter, dinner!
You're saved, sir. We're going to get you back to civilization.
- You're mean. - I don't like you, Saggy Naggy.
If I can kill 25 butterflies in a minute,
Yes, yes, yes to everything you're saying!
and I'm quite fond of ballet.