Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Lois, Peter's show is on the local public access channel.
And you! You're gonna help around the house,
They say my name on TV all the time. Calm down, bitch.
You don't understand, Brian.
I can have any three-year-old girl I want. Just know that, Lois.
But I have no formal medical training.
You know, l'd lay off the nagging if I was you.
A-ha!
'cause you're all gonna eat your vegetables,
No, it's below that.
I am, Peter. And it's only because I love you,
Roll a Petey Learn-A-Long Song!
and after several hours of sexual torture, I had a show.
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Hey, kids. Meet Saggy Naggy.
Well, you now know about as much as I do
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Make me dinner, and go rent Twilight,
Are we really buying fish at the same place we buy tires?
Yeah, I'll have a water if you're getting one.
Oh.
Does it have to be a significant event?
Yeah, Petey's Funhouse
What's that supposed to mean?
Well, fine, if I can't do the book,
I'm gonna hurt something you love.
That's the old pee pad from my crib.
MOTHER MAGGIE: How, children, we're going to learn who wears a hat.
- No way. - CHILDREN: Yes.
(. high pitched, singsongy. ): Peter!
You go to an intro class,
- do and. - yeah, to letter here. Just and.
I have to go.
I'll be like an Italian mom without bad kids.
(LAUGHING)
(. male announcer. ): need to move? no problem.
They live there if you tell 'em to live there.