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Commander, I got this.

WATNEY: "Commander Lewis...

one of the lessons was titled...

He didn't load up the oxygenator

It's hard to say. We lost contact in '97.

That's Problem A.

I have created 126 square meters of soil.

I colonized Mars.

Four and a half billion years...

Which is awesome.

And by the way, physicists,

What attempts have been made

(CLEARS THROAT)

I figured one of you guys

MISSION CONTROL TECHNICIAN: Proceeding with the count.

I asked for a photo, and what, he's The Fonz?

"thank you for being my mom and dad."

And we'll get Mark to wear his EVA suit the whole trip.

It has been 6 days since I last used my bidet

to this lunacy.

Commander, you should come inside.

We believe that he's preparing for a journey.

and longer trips each time.

Mmm-hmm. So with potatoes, 609.

How can you not tell them?

Yeah. Mark has a tendency to tell them

Your probe plan won't work. Too many things can go wrong.

and you starred in those spooky alien films. will there be an aliens 5 at last your opptunity? so many problems with my athlete's foot probaly not. there won't be? probaly not.

It should be Commander Lewis' call.

VOGEL: Johanssen? Yeah.

According to the logs,

Our surface mission here was supposed to last 31 sols.

We have to remind our viewers

"It's a lot to ask.

(VINCENT LAUGHING)

Okay, point the camera at "yes."

"Don't Dig Up the Big Box of Plutonium, Mark."

which gives Bruce and his team...

until the probe gets here with more food.

"remember that astronaut we killed

about the fact that I'm warm...

"fire makes everybody die in space" thing.

So NASA decided a long time ago it's a lot easier...

WATNEY: Commander...

Engine alignment, perfect.

He's 50 million miles away from home.

which is not a word that I take lightly.

We can jettison any kind of landing system.

We're gonna have to science the shit out of this

Before we lost telemetry,

bring that all with me.

"We Can Jettison Any Kind Of Landing System."

the relative safety of the Hab?

Right now, the world's on our side.

LEWIS: Martinez, how does it look?

WATNEY: So now that NASA can talk to me,

Well, it depends how much fuel you wanna save...

Great I’ll wave at you guys as you go by

Now, you can either accept that...

How are we going to handle the public?

How you doing down there?

It actually only takes three days to mount the probe.

How do we make that decision?

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Ready to race to you

I'm going to have to vibe code the Sh*t out of this

Cheese. You do "cheese"?

We'll take all the help we can get.

WATNEY: "Dear Martinez, Mars is fine.

you keep leaving your channel open...

I need some hot stuff, baby, tonight

For as long as I know how to love

and we had no choice but to abort the mission.

Yes, I understand.

Promise to love you forevermore

in international waters without permission

Meteorology estimates that he'll be covered in sand...

It owns the Hab.

Not what he said.

He's nowhere near the Ares 4.

So here's the cool part.

Is this the replica? TECHNICIAN: This is her.

MARTINEZ: Back to automatic guidance.

LEWIS: (SIGHS) Watney,

roughly 50 days to complete.

I'm not gonna make it.

if I can't figure out a way to make contact with NASA.

GUIDANCE TECHNICIAN: Flight, Guidance.

We can't except any refugees from Syria

You don't hear that every day, do you?

Back it up. Look at Rover 2.

and they can't until I'm on board the Ares 4.

While his loss will be deeply felt...

WATNEY: I know what they're doing.

Teddy. I'm the Director of NASA.

Johanssen, Jesus.

We need to tell the crew.

when exposed to Mars' atmosphere.

(COMPUTER BEEPING)

(LOVE TRAIN PLAYING)

Me trying to make a quarantine log, but realizing there’s nothing going on

So I gotta live for 50 days...

BRENDAN: Copy, Guidance.

Hermes is off-course.

LEWIS: Visibility is almost zero.

Everywhere I go, I'm the first.

on my next transmission.

"And it'll be hard talking to a couple...

(STRAINING) Hold On, Mark.

Which, by definition, makes me a pirate.

You're in a hurry.

yes beryl boozerrette? do you still bust your booze resulting from wetting yourself? not anymore but i try to avoid having a wet dream, but sometimes i've had a moment.

I got him. (ALL LAUGHING IN RELIEF)

We could wait it out.

You're bringing this up while Vincent is in Pasadena...

In your face, House League