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Leaving Airlock 1.
(WHOOSHING)
On a planet where nothing grows.
(DEVICE BEEPING)
Whoo!
Knowing my fate is to be with you
helping me with this endeavor.
Martinez will pilot the MAV remotely from the Hermes.
JOHANSSEN: Commander Lewis?
LEWIS: Grab a hold of him.
LEWIS: Nothing?
BECK: She's grasping for anything.
Let's listen in to NASA making contact with Mark Watney.
So we do this together or not at all.
Mark dies if you don't.
3,200 kilometers.
tonight i'll be eating 89 mixed spices 90 quotrinta cups and a lime elevator from myst in dong khoi. tonight i'll be eating 8 sausage fingers 22 lemon tartlets a deck double and 77 lamb racks from wasabi country in nollamara.
before the battery has to be recharged at the Hab.
They just keep repeating...
Commander, I know you don't wanna hear this, but...
is it aqua? is it aqua?
VOGEL: Go ahead, Commander.
My friend just died.
This is space. It does not cooperate.
(FLUSHING)
WATNEY: It's time to start thinking long term.
WATNEY: Commander?
WOMAN: Lookin' for some hot stuff
I can't let you go through with this.
"Mark, please watch your language.
We're gonna have to launch as soon as possible...
Their astronaut is going to die.
(SNORING)
so,yes.
so that it can talk to Pathfinder.
Good flight? Uh...
Give him a few minutes.
and burn it.
Not that I 'm complaining. Yes!
TIMER CONTROLLER: Everyone in the ICC,
Flight, Guidance check complete.
the size of a small van.
of the cost of a normal mission...
But then I spent so many nights
which means it takes 24 minutes for them
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Any bacteria that survived,
10 days are for tests and inspections.
I have no way to contact NASA.
Heck, it'd almost be easier if you...
Yeah, you.
Let me get a few things out of the way, right off the bat.
Just me.
MARTINEZ: "Just because I can.
were all able to reach the Mars Ascent Vehicle...
I'll have to be there.
God! God, God, God, God!
Crew made the decision on their own.
You ready?
and they got a room full of people
TECHNICIAN: Mmm-hmm. Yeah. Mmm-hmm.
You want to see what minimal calorie count looks like?
Well, we may have some leeway.
(BOY LAUGHING)
About two minutes, Watney.
(BEEPING STOPS)
using a thrust vector you can barely control.
Surprise.
It has been 6 days since I last used my bidet
LEWIS: Can you disable it?
to get a gravity assist and adjust course.
MARTINEZ: Anything more than that and the MAV could tip.
the mission to retrieve Mark Watney will be a success.
how that's gonna look with my spacesuit on.
in the inspections phase?
I mean, I like it a lot.
ann waitr to reception please... ann waitr thank you.
LEWIS: On my way. (BREATHING HEAVILY)
not only for the men and women of NASA...
I need to get on an airplane.
or "coquettish ingénue."
And we can't shut down the computers
Obviously.
Do you read?
(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
WATNEY: "Just because I can."
But if my math is right, he's going to starve to death
taking the Rover2 out for longer
But instead, what I'm proposing is...
(BLOWING)
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
LEWIS: Beck, unhook me. I'm going after him.
(BLOWING)
I know how to save Mark Watney.
How bad is it?
He hasn't changed course for 13 days.
They deserve to know.
using nothing but a still-frame camera...
There's no subtle way to put this.
did a short EVA and then drove for another two.
"Sincerely, NASA."
We have plenty of time.
fine with this, given my present situation.
He's told us not to blow it
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side
NASA TECHNICIAN 2: Communication lost. Stand by.
And I've got all my love to give
So they're only doing that in the hopes
Let's see.
Let's go up here.
MITCH: We can't take that chance.
waits 13 hours for them to recharge...
Lord of the Rings.
but we can't commit to a firm launch date
I'd never know what the camera was pointing at.
I know that's a surprise and I know
I was petrified
This is Flight.
"to keep you fed until Ares 4 arrives."
This isn't a JPEG.
(CONTINUES BREATHING HEAVILY)
So I can make an alphabet.
Well, if I can find something sharp in here...
if you're not in any country's territory...
34...
you shouldn't have left me for dead on a desolate planet.
(EARS RINGING)
Hey There
Fuck you, Sony
"If I die, I need you to check in on my parents.
How many samples do we need, Commander?