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Go ahead.
but in 29, they're much finer...
(ALL LAUGHING)
Well, technically, Mars would be under maritime...
Some cat was layin' down some rock 'n' roll
What happened?
10... 9...
It's been moved.
So I gotta make a lot more water.
Sympathy for the Watney family.
so we would never be stupid enough
VOGEL: Accepted.
Of course I'm afraid of a PR problem.
Say again?
NASA hates fire.
no more humans.
And rather than expel them...
Okay, he says, "They don't know I'm alive?
This thing here is five times stronger
Oh, yeah
(SIGHS) He can still eat the potatoes he has,
It's 3142.
even though the crew must have thought I was dead.
So for just me, that's gonna last 300 sols...
for the altitude adjustments for the trip home.
I love it.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
astronauts Beck, Johanssen, Martinez and Vogel...
This is Mindy Park in SatCon.
Ooh, Waterloo
Ja.
Okay, I hate every one of you.
Bruce, your team's still on schedule?
When this is over, I'll expect your resignation.
Step outside the Rover...
We'll be 68 kilometers apart.
What good is a flyby
We're telling you now because...
"When I was up there, stranded by myself...
have terrible taste in music.
"and hit it as hard as you can with a rock?"
Sir.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, Waterloo
Now, if I remember my training correctly,
WATNEY: My chest hurts.
Let's assume Miss Park didn't miss anything.
Let's skip to the bad stuff!
Okay, we got 12 satellites up there.
TIMER CONTROLLER: Proceeding with the count.
(ALL CHEERING)
MARTINEZ: Did Beck just insult me?
(GROANS)
(WHISPERS) Hey. Who's Rich Purnell?
LEWIS: And for the rest of you guys...
MARTINEZ: Would it work?
Not a scratch.
two, one...
BRUCE: We're behind. Give me a number.
WATNEY: "Dr. Beck." And yes.
Me trying to make a quarantine log, but realizing there’s nothing going on
A lot lighter. 5,000 kilograms lighter.
BECK: 68 kilometers?
And we'll cancel the inspections.
WATNEY: Sorry, what are you doing today, Martinez?
How fast a relative velocity can you handle?
And luckily, I have the greatest minds
over satellite trajectories and orbital adjustments.
Yeah, there's that.
But if something goes wrong...
Whoo!
Can I borrow this?
(STRAINING)
THE FONZ ON TV: What's everybody doing?
I broadcast pictures
(LAUGHING)
Commander?
If I hack a tiny bit of code...
and we're in business.
WATNEY: It's been 48 sols since I planted the potatoes.
I need you to verbally tell me whether or not to.
Martinez, how long before take-off?
and now we're accelerating towards Mars.
I'm sorry, who are you? My name is Rich Purnell.
that I won't raise any objections...
He's told us not to blow it
For a start...
Det bliver der ikke noget af!
Built to last the full Ares mission...
Lotta soul, he said
We have the opportunity to force their hand.
You've got to be shitting me.
REPORTER: ...just how long Mark has been
Baby, this evenin'
Now, NASA is an American non-military organization.
Probably.
(YELPS)
When the dol amroth ...exists
(SIZZLING)
It's spinning on the long axis around a 17-degree precession.
I’m gonna have to AI the shit out of this.
how to slow down.
You goddamn coward.
At Waterloo Napoleon did surrender
You can do that, right?
As you can see,
We'll be inside before it hits.
What the fuck?
"but unfortunately,
plugged it into the Hab to recharge.
I need more coffee.
Oh, my God. (ALL GASP)
He's offline.
I can get the Hermes back to Mars by Sol 561.
So that means I'm gonna be taking a craft over...
FEMALE REPORTER: Have the goals changed
"We have to take turns doing your tasks.
and are now heading home.
(MACHINERY POWERING UP)
we start accelerating immediately
15, 20, 30, 35...
Let's take a look.
MARTINEZ: Roger.
Original pressing.