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And by the way, none of this matters at all...

So God forbid I try to say something

Commander Lewis and the rest of her team...

we're gonna get there

because we need to run the ship.

Right there. Great.

(STARMAN PLAYING)

Take some time to absorb this.

Yes, absolutely.

I've got one working Rover

Making sure the MAV is still upright?

many people have gathered here...

JOHANSSEN: A storm warning.

Where's Watney? Uh...

Oh! He's moving again.

Waterloo Couldn't escape if I wanted to

Psychology… it’s not like it’s real science

WATNEY: "Every day, I go outside

Of course there are other ways...

Vincent Kapoor?

and then you're going to do the math

And all the air would leave and we need air to not die.

Bad news, it involves me digging up

Because it goes directly against NASA's decision.

of the JPL team...

And there's just one passenger instead of six.

Johanssen, time to intercept?

It would be easy to control because it would be on my arm.

"Broadcasting status.

Yeah, Earth and Mars are really badly positioned.

Rations get him to what? Sol 409?

Hang on, you guys making standards without me?

Let the children use it

You and I, we're military.

Should be pictures of the party.

We need to remove the nose airlock,

It's all right. It's all right.

TIM: Okay. Signal acquired.

because you are launching me in a convertible.

We don't have to make it, Bruce.

I tried to hold you back

LEWIS: (ECHOING) Watney, do you read?

And they'd be devastated to find out

He'd like to come and meet us

Surely we can spare a few hours...

Mark's leaving behind...

All right, questions?

JOHANSSEN: Got a batch of personals.

I'll see you in a few, Commander.

I can make that work.

When your friend clowns on u in front of ur lady

JOHANSSEN: Remote override.

We finished attaching the tethers into one long line.

Johanssen, initiate the bomb.

Hexadecimals to the rescue.

Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days

Negative, Flight.

If the Hab breaches, I'm just gonna, kind of...

After a very long time, they have done

We will proceed on schedule.

hang on you guys doing memes without me?

MARTINEZ: I'd like you to know

I'll find you the money.

If it was up to me, we'd already be on our way.

What's the relative velocity?

than a stick of dynamite.

You're in Martinez's hands now.

15 days. 15 days and I can get it done.

I'm gonna have to just in time the shit out of this.

Hang on. It brings the range to zero...

Launch, what's happening?

the very, very expensive question.

LEWIS: I can't see you having any control if you did that.

If the oxygenator breaks, I'm gonna suffocate.

Distance is too far. I'm going out.

Or anyone else.

You want to send a man into space

in your head and say something like...

F-word in gerund form.

533 days longer?

WATNEY: How big a problem?

MALE REPORTER ON TV: There you have it.

So, everything they sent us up here with

VINCENT: Oh, yeah?

Sounds like a smart move.

but it hasn't been very much.

and perform an emergency launch at 7:28 Central Time.

Hey, come on. What are you doing?

I'm going to have to AI the shit out of this

Martinez, burn the jets.

LEWIS: Worry about that later.

But every cubic meter of soil requires

At some point, everything is going to go south on you.

I'm definitely gonna die up here...

We wait a year, nobody gives a shit.

They need to be alert and undistracted.

the atmospheric regulator...

...pick up whatever provisions we need...

"estimated force of 8,600 newtons."

"It's not real science."

MARTINEZ: "Every day, I go outside

(DON'T LEAVE ME THIS WAY PLAYING)

Mars will come to fear my botany powers.

Beck, leave your suit on. Meet Johanssen in Airlock 1.

Yeah, I get to go faster than any man

They could have been cleaned by wind.

so it's okay to pass out.

"stretch the rations four more days"...

to destroy the One Ring.

and tore through my bio-monitor...

perform inspections...

on Commander Lewis' personal drive.

Mooring clamps released.

Did he do "cheese"?

is the email. I'm getting them again.

Interesting side note,

26 characters plus a question card

we would tell him to stay put...

If we mess up the supply rendezvous, we die.

About five seconds, Watney. Hang on.

Did you think I'd crumble?

but if they rupture around humans...

I refuse to. (MUSIC STOPS)

(MICROWAVE TIMER DINGS)

(ALL SPEAKING MANDARIN)