Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]

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Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
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Stan worries that he is maturing more slowly than his friends. Meanwhile, Jesus feels pressured to perform a miracle at the start of the new millennium.

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29 Dec 1999
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
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