Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]

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Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
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Stan worries that he is maturing more slowly than his friends. Meanwhile, Jesus feels pressured to perform a miracle at the start of the new millennium.

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29 Dec 1999
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
Eric Stough
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#1
Released 1999-12-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 24.588
- Poop my pants. - You pooped your pants?
- Poop my pants. - You pooped your pants?
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#2
Released 1999-12-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.372
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#3
Released 1999-12-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.989
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Oh, pooped 'em.
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#4
Released 1999-12-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.632
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#5
Released 1999-12-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.436
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#6
Released 1999-12-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.067
- Poo pants. - What?
- Poo pants. - What?
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Released 1999-12-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.292
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So what you're saying is
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#8
Released 1999-12-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.960
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#9
Released 1999-12-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.951
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- I pooped my pants. - Oh.
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#10
Released 1999-12-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.536
Jesus, why does God hate me?
Jesus, why does God hate me?
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#11
Released 1999-12-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.385
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#12
Released 1999-12-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 14.809
Good morning, South Park!
Good morning, South Park!
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#13
Released 1999-12-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 14.181
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Hormones?
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#14
Released 1999-12-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 13.533
And auld lang syne?
And auld lang syne?
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Released 1999-12-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 13.339
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Let's get him!
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Released 1999-12-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 12.882
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Released 1999-12-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 12.822
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My period is really...
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Released 1999-12-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 12.622
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Released 1999-12-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 12.472
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#20
Released 1999-12-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 11.928
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#21
Released 1999-12-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 11.682
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#22
Released 1999-12-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 11.383
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Released 1999-12-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 11.274
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Now, what's the matter, little cracker?
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Released 1999-12-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 11.261
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#25
Released 1999-12-29, Rated TV-MA
Score 11.189
My period is going swimmingly.
My period is going swimmingly.
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