Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

because of an acute colon infection.
- What should we ask him? - We have to think carefully!
Father in Heaven, please let tonight's show go well.
but he has taken another step out, Tom.
Well, I should think the most logical solution would be hormones.
Now, Mr. Stewart, what did we say about trying to hold in Mr. Dookie?
Did you hear that, everybody?
My child, you are a boy.
and growing and learning from obstacles.
we're supposed to reach into this little dish and pull out a word.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
Your father never went through puberty?
This is Jesus we're talking about!
He is the Alpha and the Omega.
it does indeed say that something
and if I can't menstruate, then by God,
Dude, Cartman can't hit puberty before us!
Well, sure.
Everyone is very excited, because rumour has it
We knew you could do it, Jesus!
- It's Dad. - God?
Are you there, God?
Life is about problems,
We want God!
It is indeed four days until the new millennium
Yeah, yeah, yeah! We've heard that crap for about 2,000 years now,
Hormones?
I'm not gonna sit around and be the only periodless eight-year-old boy.
A tampon? What's a tampon?
Just make an appearance.
and I'm finding out all about our goddess powers!