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Oh, it looks like Jesus might be coming out!
Since it is the end of the first 2,000 years,
Thanks a lot, Jesus!
Okay, that settles that.
I have given it much thought, my children, and you are right.
Whoa, I must have missed a whole middle part there.
I am sorry My son
if Jesus comes out of his house and is not scared by his shadow,
like a ruptured septic tank.
And that's my song about the menstrual cycle, Stan.
It's 8:00 a.m. And only two more days
I'll tell you what...
Well, we found a tampon stuck up your child's ass.
What killed him, Doctor?
I prayed to him every day. And he never answered me.
I guess now we can all celebrate the New Year, huh?
Let's go see what kind of tampons they have here in Las Vegas.
Well, it's when puberty hits and you bleed.
We can hang out together on New Year's Eve!
and that the infections can be dealt with, with simple antibiotics.
So, this is the first meeting of our club for teens who have gotten their periods.
You guys! You guys!
Why don't I call you next week?
because of the new millennium!
Well, yeah, but just because God doesn't answer your prayers
Come on, Cartman! We have to make plans for New Year's!
Yea, like John Travolta before you, you are experiencing a second revival.
Oooh baby, yeah baby, ooh baby
I'm kind of making a comeback!
- You did? - You got your period, too, Kenny?