Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wow, Stan, you've really got some nice titties there.
Here comes Rod now!
How come I haven't gotten my period yet?
Nurse?
Oh, no.
And your friend Kyle simply lied about it.
My period is going swimmingly.
New Year's Eve 1999...
This is great news for us!
Well, it's the millennium.
I can just say I got my period, 'cause I really will get it someday.
my friends won't let me hang out with them on New Year's Eve.
Do you think God is going to show up tomorrow night?
- Hey, Rod, great to see you! - Ow!
Well, God can't just answer every prayer
Are you there, God? It's me, Stan.
Perhaps the children are all shoving tampons up their ass
that my puberty is gonna be bigger than any of you guys'.
- You got your what? - My period, you guys.
and back to mine eyes, for I am the lamb of God.
This is very important for mature people.
and he agreed that the millennium is significant to all of us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh-huh baby
- For auld lang syne... - Let's get him!
Thus spaketh the Lord.
Please, please give me my period soon.
I got my period!
Did that clear things up for you?
I have it! I have the question!
That takes all the living out of life.
Look, Kenny and I are mature now.
and I let pride get in the way of good judgement.
This one's got wings, you guys!
- Craig Netzel is standing by. - Thanks, Tom!
We've followed blindly for thousands of years
but I don't think Clyde is very cool.
I'm sorry, we couldn't save your son.
I know you're really busy with things,
I'm not even supposed to have my period!