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I am in a sundress.
I don't think it's the car.
Mine was on mute.
She of the magical, house-earning pussy.
- I can take it. - Great.
Maybe she's just taking a nap.
- Who? - It's your mother. Never mind.
- Because it's always you. - Okay, shower time.
That house belongs to Celia.
Okay, fine. I spilled gas on myself when I was pouring it on the furniture.
It's your family.
Shane's sleeping on my old Star Wars sheets.
Did a bird just crap on my head?
- Should I be nervous about all this? - Well, of course you should.
- Fuck you. I haven't done anything. - We'll see.
All right, he's in.
- Good to know. - I'll buy you a wet suit.
You're not looking so hot yourself. Isn't it time to make peace?
Oh, Ma.
But we're just gonna try and put all that out of our minds for now.
- No. - Hey, can I go with you?
All right, then you bring in lots and lots of mota.
Oh, shit, family member? No, no, no. Forget this. I'm leaving.
Here's what we'll do. You and your brother, Klaus...
Hey, I'm hungry. Make me a sandwich.
You have a plan, don't you? It's not about the clean air.
I changed all her bags, cleaned her up and turned on the television.
I brought you zwiebelbraten with spaetzle.
I'll answer your call next time.
She kept calling me "gooshey purim," or something.
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