Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The coffee's boiling over.
Shoot it, boys.
Sometimes friends drift apart. Let's not let that happen to us.
What are you worried about?
- Are you trying to threaten me? - Oh!
Good-bye, sir.
In life, we trip, but right ourselves.
That the Yanks are coming
I gave your song to Fay Templeton tonight.
...she called me Mary too.
- Albee. - That's B.F. Keys' partner!
Oh, you're just being modest, Miss Templeton.
Well, you certainly are persistent. All right, go ahead.
- What'll we call him? - Oh, I don't know.
And buys her chicken every day for lunch "Come seven"
It's not every kid gets that gets the chance to play Peck's bad boy.
And never a man can say A word against me
You seem different from when I first came in.
You and your whole family!
- How's everything going, George? - Not so good, kid. Not so good.
Mr. President, I've just begun to earn this medal.
The fellow's got the golden touch.
In fact, I'm flabbergasted.
What's the matter, old-timer? Don't you remember this song?
And we find that you'll be suspended for throwing the race.
Home of beauties and war talk
They were there. I wonder where they got the money.
- You must have been before our time. - Yes, guess I was.
- What's the total loss so far? - A few dollars under 200,000.
He knows your key, and you just follow him for tempo.
Glory, glory, hallelujah
- Listen, Georgie, you can't do that. - Why not?
You'd better get out of here.
...society...
- Don't worry. I'll be back. - These things take hours sometimes.
Over there Over there
The Yanks are coming
- Oh, Georgie, I... - Oh, now, take it easy, Josie.
You can tell that by the applause.
And there is something there...
Six. Six curtains.
I'm sorry I missed the opening of your show.
Why not? Many generations remembered my father and mother in vaudeville.
Any mail for Mr. Cohan?
G-A-N spells Harrigan
- Stix nix hix pix. - Stix nix hix pix.
You're a grand old flag
Remember you to Herald Square
Anybody who owes me two months' board bill, I just keep alive.
I know you and your comrades will give them to us.
I'll be ready in five minutes.
In 20 years of show business, I never once admitted I was wrong.
Thrilling sights everywhere you walk
- Enjoyed your show last night. - Thank you.
...you said you lived only 45 minutes away.
- Bye, Sally. - Good luck.
- Take care of that right away. - Remember that skating act in Camden?
We're with them We're with them
Besides, he never said so, but Sam's broke.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Where there's never a boast or brag
- What's the matter, Mary? - Oh!
- He'll be all right in the morning. - Oh, she was your idea.
- Good night. - Uh, Mr. Albee.
Yes, they were.
She was so good and true.
So stick here on the pier and watch for the skyrocket.
Good-bye, Johnny
There weren't so many stars then, in the flag or on the stage...
Break away there Show them how to earn their hay there
Born on the Fourth of July
- Better take a bow, Jerry. - Can't. I gotta leave.
I don't want to hear a word out of you. I don't even want to hear you breathe.
What happens to The Four Cohans?
Is a name that a shame Never has been connected with
Hey, the kid's doing all right, isn't he?
Am I in the show?!
He's lost the race, but it's a frame
...and the Grand Opera House in Chicago...
Now you take a little tip from me: you start packing.
I like Dietz, but I'm not too fond of Goff.
- Who are you? - My name's Sam Harris.
The drums rum-tumming everywhere
- Bacon. - Good. Ham makes me self-conscious.
Well...
Dreamy eyes that sparkle And she rolls them mighty cute
...sold out for 10 weeks in advance, we'll run a year.
All the best of the best to you
- Check for this table. - No, no, no. That's mine.
And we won't come back Till it's over over there
...at your earliest convenience in regard to a personal matter.
...do it on a split-fee time, but you'll not be singing songs like that in my theater.
Hey, Bill. What is this? What's she singing?
Hello to old Broadway
...the sentiment and humor an older America had aged in the wood.
...who built their home and called it liberty.
You'd better give him two more ccs.
I got a long-distance call from Sam Harris this afternoon.
...because I told Sam I'd talk you into it.
I'm worried, Sam. I'm really worried.
Who is the man helps a man Every time he can?
Oh, what a fine bunch of Reubens
The villain says, "I'll tell the girl who you are unless you help me hold up this train.
Johnny, get your gun Get your gun, get your gun
When I go up to Hyde Park
And now that we're in it We're going to win it
I feel all right. Any news from Popularity?
Here's your mail, Mr. Cohan.
I don't blame you. I'd feel the same way if I were up against Cohan.
- Have you an appointment? - Yes. Sam Harris.
- What is it? - Well, all signs point to its being a boy.
Mm-hm. I always knew you weren't a cook.
But you've been away from that theater for years, George. Years.
Well, I've never been at a loss for words before...
- So long. - Good-bye.
It'll mean complete vindication.
How to run, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up Show a little speed
It's all right. I'll wait till George M. gets here from the theater.
All right. Take this paper and report to Sergeant Cooper for your examination.
That is not a little voice, and you need an ear trumpet.
But it was Mary
Or teach it
Oh! A little early for Christmas, isn't it?
Good old Abe's a very nice fellow, but maybe a little bit too soon.
- What does she want to see us about? - She doesn't. We want to see her.
My mother thanks you, my father thanks you...
There's no sense in crying now.
No. I've been right here on this stage for two years.
- Yeah, it'll only take a minute, won't it? - Depends on the encores. Heh.
- Hello, Harris. How are you, Cohan? - Hello, Abe.
Halt!
- Who is it? - What's going on here?
Give my regards
As long as those critics don't eat off my leg.
We had jokes to match every cornfield. We sang at every milk station.
And you was just singing and dancing all about the grand old flag.
And put the goulash at the head of the table and keep everything...
I'll play the whole show with one foot in the trough.
- Hello. What should I write? - Uh, Cohan and Harris.
Not bad for a first reading.
- I graduate from high school Tuesday. - Oh. That's too bad.
You'll be as happy as can be
Society will say, "Marie"
And imagine Broadway Only 45 minutes from here
...give you 10 weeks' guarantee, and third or fourth billing.