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[WOMAN SCREAMING]

♪ IS THIS THE TIME ♪

TO OTHER PEOPLE IN CHINATOWN, TOO.

RYAN, I MISSED YOU.

THE SWORD HAD SURVIVED THROUGH ALL THIS TIME.

♪ OH OH OH OH ♪

HYAH! HYAH! HYAH...

IT'S EVEN SCARIER WHEN SHE DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING.

AND WE ONLY HAVE ONE TRANSLATOR,

♪ I'M COMIN' FOR YOU ♪

THEY'D BE UNSTOPPABLE.

PLUS, WHY WOULD ANYONE EVEN OPEN UP TO US?

YOUR SHIFU SHOULD'VE WARNED YOU:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, EVERYTHING FELL APART?

YOUR HUSBAND HAD A SUBDURAL HEMATOMA,

I CAN GET $10,000 FOR ALL OF THIS.

WOMAN: I KNOW YOU SAID SANDWICHES,

IT WASN'T THAT I HATED HOME.

FATHER: YOU KNOW THE LUCKY GROOM, DENNIS SOONG.

FATHER: YOU'RE JUST IN TIME.

ALTHEA: WE'LL GO DEAL WITH THE PAPERWORK.

SORRY. I GET A LOT OF, UH, UNSOLICITED ADVICE

♪ SHOW ME HOW YOU DO THAT THING, GO AHEAD ♪

BECAUSE OF YOUR SISTER, TONY NOW KNOWS WE'RE COMING AFTER HIM.

I SHOULD'VE BEEN HERE FOR YOU.

I'M SORRY. WHAT? BRIDAL GIFTS?

EASY TO FORGET SHE'S NOT JUST A PRETTY FACE.

♪ I DON'T EVEN THINK TWICE... ♪

YEAH. WELL, AFTER I LOST YOU,

OR JUST BEING A GOOD FRIEND.

EVAN'S ON THE INSIDE. HE CAN SEE THIS THROUGH.

BUT SHE WAS A GHOST.

YOU MISS EVERY FAMILY EVENT

IS THE MICROPHONE SET UP, BABA?

DAD GOT WEIRD, AND MOM'S STILL PRETENDING IT NEVER HAPPENED.

YOU PRACTICALLY FLOATED ON AIR.

YOUR MOM WILL WHEEL IN MY DEAD BODY BEFORE SHE CANCELS.

[MEN SPEAKING CHINESE ANGRILY]

BETWEEN ME AND--I MEAN, YOU KNOW MY FAMILY.

I SHOULD'VE STUCK UP FOR YOU MORE.

THESE WEAPONS WILL CAUSE GREAT DEVASTATION AND DESTRUCTION.

OR MISS YOU OR WISH THAT YOU WERE WITH ME,

BECAUSE HE LIED TO INVESTIGATORS,

BUT I WAS EMBARRASSED AND ASHAMED

RECAP: ANCIENT CHINESE SORCERER ENCHANTS EIGHT WEAPONS.

THAT'S WHY YOU CAME TO SEE ME AFTER ALL THIS TIME,

SO HOW DID YOU TWO...

♪ I AM A STORM ♪

DON'T REALLY GO TOGETHER.