Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

the hottest teacher in school.
- When I was your age, I had the same fears.
Bunch of posers.
- Not cool, Chrissy.
- Sorry. Sage Dragomire.
- [sighing] Hey.
Your pee-pee's getting the guillotine.
[students exclaiming]
I really am a fuckin' hag.
- Mr. Wallace, it's sincere.
Teens across the world posted stories
- Accountability does not equal violence.
Attendance is mandatory.
- Well, who made your shoes, huh?
You bored me to death!
Are--are we friends now? - Where is she?
Where do the, uh, cool kids go to let loose
than say those mean things.
- [gasps] Oh, God.
Then you got the art kids, total smackheads.
[squelching] [gurgling]
and you don't. - You little fuckin'...
but with more sex appeal.
and into my happy place, hangin' with my girlies.
Snake with Arms, cadaver.
my least favorite kind of hegemony.
Are they old enough? - My friend Camry.
This is gonna be painful for me.
What do I wear to protest fast fashion?
- Hey, guys, sorry I haven't posted in forever.
SECRETARY EDNA: Just a reminder,
So Arabella ditched you, huh?
- You're gonna possess someone more popular and get her back?
- Let's just say you're about to look
[winces]
but you blew me off all last week,
Go see a movie with Bennigan
Some of us are interested in growth,
With tainted blood, we sacrifice,
ICAL: Piggybacking off that, Slimm Timm,
Plus, who cares what they think?
I'm gonna kill your family.
- But we can't hurt anyone. Deal?
Why the fuck didn't you say something sooner?
LAURA: [screaming] Oh, Jesus fucking Christ!
I'll have Chrissy back before lunch.
Like, such a subversion of Western hegemony.
[easy listening music playing]
I've never seen him wear pants.
[crowd gasping] STUDENT 3: Armadillo murderer!
- [groans] Bennigan wrecked my shit.