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HE'S ALWAYS GIVEN BUSINESS OUR WAY
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
SHIFU?
[VOICE OF PEI-LING] DON'T GIVE UP, NICKY.
When my AI Agent turns out cooler than the prompt
ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT WAS CATCHING PEI-LING'S KILLER.
YOU ALL GO HOME.
THE DOC SAID NO DANCING,
YOU MADE ME LEARN THE HARVARD FIGHT SONG
THE LEGEND WARNED, IN THE WRONG HANDS...
♪ I WISH I COULD STOP, BUT IT'S MAKING IT HARD ♪
NICKY: AND SO I GRABBED THE SWORD,
OUR TECH TEAM GOT INTO HIS COMPUTERS ABOUT A MONTH AGO.
YOU WERE THE STAR ATHLETE,
I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW.
IT IS NOW 100,000 WITH INTEREST.
YOU LEFT ME HERE WITHOUT AN ALLY.
WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO COME BACK
RIGHT. SO I WAS HOPING MAYBE YOU COULD MAKE SOME CALLS,
THE PURPOSE OF THE TRAINING IS
THAT THING YOU DID WITH THE STICK,
UH, BUT I'D LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TIME OVER THERE.
♪ I'M READY FOR A CHALLENGE, HARD AS YOU CAN HIT... ♪
BIANGE HAS NO OBSTACLE.
YOU HAVEN'T GRADUATED YET, HAVE YOU?
OF COURSE NOT. I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO MY PARENTS.
I WAS ONLY PLANNING TO SPEND THE NIGHT,
BABA...
I KNOW I LET YOU DOWN.
RYAN: IT WAS INCREDIBLE,
HELP! BABA?
DENNIS' COMPANY WAS GONNA INVEST
ALL RIGHT. I'LL MAKE SURE THE POLICE GO BY THE DOCKS TONIGHT.
SORRY TO DUMP THIS ON YOU.
OWNS THE 99-CENT STORE AROUND THE CORNER.
♪ AH AH AH AH AH ♪
I--
I HAD NO CHOICE.
IF YOU WERE SO MISERABLE,
YOU CAN'T SELL THESE.
♪ I'M A WARRIOR ♪
THE PRESSURE, THE EXPECTATIONS, MY MOM.
NO. BUT AS SOON AS I MENTIONED THE WORD "BIANGE,"
[SARCASTICALLY] THAT'S NOT CREEPY.
♪ A WARRIOR ♪
[SCREAMING]
PLEASE. YOU'VE GOT TO TRUST ME.
NICKY: OK. SO TALKING TO HIM ISN'T GONNA CUT IT.
SURE, IT SOUNDS BAD WHEN YOU PUT IT ALL TOGETHER LIKE THAT.
I WOULD'VE THOUGHT LIVING IN CHINA
SORRY. I WAS GONNA CALL,
AND SUDDENLY DECIDE TO CARE AGAIN.
THE SWORD IS BELIEVED TO BE ONE OF 8 WEAPONS ENCHANTED
NICKY: HOW MUCH DID YOU BORROW?
BY AN ANCIENT CHINESE SORCERER.
DOCTOR SAYS YOU CAN GO HOME TONIGHT.