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No, I've just got a soft spot in my heart
I'm gonna fight this with every follicle on my being.
[ALL HOOTING]
A ghost town.
Say,
that I'm playing with Bud, do you?
"head in the bowling ball cleaner" routine again.
Why? They're old.
sitting on the counter?
I'm lucky my hands haven't fallen off.
Bring the Dr. Fur back here.
You've done a bad thing. You must be punished.
No-ho-ho-ho.
what the rest of my body is going through.
I was just sitting here...
Let me say one more thing.
didn't you used to play football for the Bears?
[SIGHS]
Al, my mother saved the curls from my first haircut.
like you remember me.
Get away from me, Peg.
You know?
Old Man Time's
ALL: Hi, Steve. Hi, Al.
been doing a little mowing on your head too.
Are you ready? Yeah.
It's the one part I enjoy, Peg.
Don't worry.
You know, their favorite team loses,
I went to work today,
Bring my Dr. Fur back.
If and when I ever do lose my hair,
Steve has something on his mind.
God, how am I going to hide this from Marcie?
This may not work on you.
If you bend over, you can signal the troops.
If hair got you all this, let it go.
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